I've Always Loved The Tooth Ferry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoddessNyxx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What do you do when you miss the ferry?

Call a canoe-ber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickmarket
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Boats are a ferry good idea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakenikeairs72
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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My Boss Talks about a Ferry

Me: "I was in Bremerton to get my military ID updated with my dad and we saw some cool battleships."

Boss: "Did you know that there's a ferry that goes from Juneau to Bremerton?"

Me: "I didn't know they had a ferry service for that"

Boss: "Well, now Jeneau"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmic_thundercat
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2016
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My anaesthetist passed out on a Ferris wheel

Oh well, what goes around comes around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiur
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Why are Ferris Wheels made of iron?

Because otherwise they'd be non-Ferris!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToaBanshee
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Ferris wheels are revolutionary.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rubberducky4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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I was fired from my job tending to the Ferris wheel without any explanation

It was a funfair dismissal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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How do you know an amusement park isn't fake?

When you see the ferris wheel.

(Made this joke after a 10 minute argument with my 5 year old niece. She pointed out the ferris wheel and I kept saying "I know... the fair is real.")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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What do you call a T-Rex operating a Ferris wheel?

A carnievor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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What did the ageing rollercoaster say to the ferris wheel?

'I'm over the hill.'

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My daughter asked for a Cinderella themed birthday party,..

So I made her and friends mop the floor and do the dishes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinnaey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Where is Chris Pratt’s favorite place to go at a carnival

On a ferris wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.

It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chris3000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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What do you call a dentist's personal ship?

A tooth ferry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drockffs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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My son dad joked me...

Driving passed a harbour and my son points out a "boat" which I explained is actually a ferry, he then says to me "Yes daddy it's a ferry big boat..." He's only 4...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crunchy132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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I think this fairy is on its holiday schedule too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobbysueWho
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Tips for colleges

I remember when I was little, I’m 40 now, my dad and I were at a concession stand at a ferry terminal, probably Edmonds-Kingston. There was a tip jar that had a sign, β€˜Tips for college.’ My dad quipped, β€˜Don’t go to WSU.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjhadster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Dad jokes at the old amusement park.

First day of summer vacation, pack up the family and bring them to Canobie Lake Park, a local amusement park.

We all get on the Ferris Wheel and the listen to the instructions:

Operator: "Please keep you arms and legs in the cart at all times, remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop and please NO ROCKING!"

Me: "Awwww man, I was just abut to crank some AC/DC"

My family and the family in line behind us: ::audible groans::

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeTheBum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2016
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I was explaining to my dad what I did for my birthday...

Me: So Stephany and I took a ferry across the bay to go eat lunch

Dad: Oh that sounds nice! What was his name?

Me:....Whose name?

Dad: The fairy that you took out to lunch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drea77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2016
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Well, that was morbid...

My wife and I were coming home from the grocery store when we passed a funeral procession coming from the opposite direction. The hearse was just hit by another car at the intersection, to which I said, "Boy, talk about DOA!"

Groans were had and I'll be resuming my shuttling duties shortly, ferrying souls to hell with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/defguysezhuh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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Coming back from the NYIAS

On a ferry to get to my car, a dad and his young son go to the window next to me.

Dad: "Well son, this is as far as the boat is going to dock. We still have a few feet so you are going to have to get out and swim the rest of the way."

Son: "No dad stop you are lying, its too cold to swim."

Dad: "Sorry buddy but I'm standing."

The joke went over the little dudes head while I giggled like a school girl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00NJDevils
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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15 year old dad joke that I've never forgotten

So when I was a kid, my family and I were in San Francisco on a ferry to visit Alcatraz. We noticed an interesting Seagull that was hovering over our boat with no feet!

Me: Wow look at that seagull, it has no feet! Wonder what happened...

Dad: He must have been defeated...

Groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasmEludesYou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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A long ride

On a long ferry ride...

Mom: How much longer is this going to take...

Me: (without skipping a beat) I don't know, but so far it has been ferry long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uriah12g
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Ferres Boulevard

Driving past a street sign indicating "Ferres Boulevard"

I had to comment "Look, Ferris Buellervard!"

My wife gave me the thumbs up. My kids didn't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/texasdeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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God damnit dad......

My dad and I are on a trip to San Francisco and we were looking out at the water and boats. Dad: "Hey, wanna know why they call it San Francisco Bay Ferry?" Me: "Why?" Dad: "Because they can't call it a San Francisco Bay Faggot." Me: -_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cemetery_Brothel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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Checking the weather

My wife and I had just left our apartment the other day and were walking down the street towards the ferry stop. It was getting quite cloudy and windy, and wife says:

"Did you check the weather before we left?"

I said "No, I'll check now."

And then I looked directly up at the sky and stood there like that for a second until she got the joke. I had my (smart)phone in my hand at the time, so I'm sure she thought I was about to look it up on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbtdev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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Ferris Wheels are revolutionary.
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