Great Craftsman Ship
It has it's ups and downs
Leeks.
They're in a die-er strait.
Hi-C
It left a legendary glory hull
A one liner.
Apparently it kept synching when docked
Edit: I know spelling of 'their' is wrong. Cannot be changed.
It was a match made in heaving!
....I heard they were sommelier pirates!
While on a cruise a few months ago, my wife, another couple and I were eating dinner in one of the fancier restaurants. We saw someone in uniform (who looked like the captain) eating dinner with a few others nearby.
Our friend asked "if that's the captain, then who's driving the boat?"
My response, "it's fine, he's got it on cruise control"
The survivors were marooned.
A deck of cards.
Watch me cut this deck of cards.
Five minutes later the voyage was no longer a maiden, and I am no longer welcome on the ocean.
