What do you call a cruise ship filled with skilled artisans?

Great Craftsman Ship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiLifino
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Whats it like working on a cruise ship?

It has it's ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airhogg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?

Leeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlobbyChong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Did you hear about the cruise ship that got stuck in the Panama Canal with dead people aboard?

They're in a die-er strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Ad by a Scandinavia cruise ship
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do potheads like drink while on cruise ships?

Hi-C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Tamassran_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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I just read that the Carnival cruise ship "Glory" crashed into the Carnival cruise ship "Legend"

It left a legendary glory hull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeRocker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What is the best kind of joke to tell on a cruise ship?

A one liner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Apple have cancelled thier planned cruise ship, the iTanic.

Apparently it kept synching when docked

Edit: I know spelling of 'their' is wrong. Cannot be changed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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My friend met the love of his life when the were both vomiting overboard after a rhinovirus hit their cruise ship...

It was a match made in heaving!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Did you hear about the wine enthusiasts atttacking a cruise ship recently...?

....I heard they were sommelier pirates!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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Saw what appeared to be the captain of our cruise ship at dinner

While on a cruise a few months ago, my wife, another couple and I were eating dinner in one of the fancier restaurants. We saw someone in uniform (who looked like the captain) eating dinner with a few others nearby.

Our friend asked "if that's the captain, then who's driving the boat?"

My response, "it's fine, he's got it on cruise control"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSobernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Did you hear about the red cruise ship and blue cruise ship that collided in the Caribbean?

The survivors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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What do you call a group of comedians standing on the front of a cruise ship?

A deck of cards.

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What did the assailant say right before stabbing a group of comedians gathered on the front of a cruise ship?

Watch me cut this deck of cards.

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I once went on a maiden voyage on a cruise ship...

Five minutes later the voyage was no longer a maiden, and I am no longer welcome on the ocean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratboid314
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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