I'll give you two examples. Both Brexiteers - both Tory voters. Both probably call remainers "Snowflakes".
So first we have Brexiteer Colin from Twitter a few days ago with his now "Infamous" tweet about being stuck in an immigration queue in Schiphol airport banging on about "This isn't the Brexit I voted for". This lovely chap was taunting remainers on the eve of Brexit day in January.
And here we have our second Tory voting Brexiteer, stuck on a cruise ship because of the Covid-19 virus outbreak. Here is an article about him venting his anger at Boris Johnson because he won't get them off the ship and take them to a place where "People speak our language". He is on a cruise ship in Asia. This Brexiteer is annoyed because everybody isn't speaking English in Asia. Somebody get him on "Mastermind"
https://twitter.com/MartinRemains/status/1229053593552113664?s=20
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51519687
Maybe the next time they want to call somebody a snowflake maybe they should look closer to home.
What are some funny post cruise things that sink in when you're finally off the ship?! I'll start with one!
Reality sinks in when you get off the ship and are at a regular restaurant, take out your ship card to pay and forget they don't take ship cards!
Good evening and welcome back to the threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice!
You remember this, right? Some old moron who used to run relevant business doles out terrible advice that belongs back in the 90s as he makes people flog sausages that they have just woken up at 3.30am to make outside Waterloo station.
The last series to be on had such colourful characters as: Lottie "The Moronic Librarian" Lion, Tommy Pillows, Ryan Who Was Camp and some people who were also there. This series is full of idiots too. The table at the bottom with their current/previous professions will be in each thread, but today let's have a bit of an extended intro to each fame hungry dickhead.
Aaron Willis - Former RAF flight operator who has worked as a milkman, horseman and a butcher. What is a horseman? Hopefully we find out.
Akeem Bundu-Kamara - A strategy manager for a financial firm who seems to be as boring in the previews as his job would indicate. He is also the founder of sustainable sportswear brand Lockr Space.
Akshay Thakrar - Speaks seven languages, but because he believes "sleep is a waste of time" he probably needs to learn what "fuck off mate" is in each of them.
Alex Short - "I would compare myself to a Ferrari β shiny on the outside but under the bonnet there is a lot of fire, and Iβm coming for you." If your Ferrari is on fire, Alex, it's fucked.
Amy Anzel - Direct quote: βI can be nice when I need to be, but when I unfortunately have to be a bitch, I will.β Yep.
Brittany Carter - All I'm saying is that she says her "motto for life is always look on the bright side, and be grateful for everything." Yeah.
Connor Gilsenan - Former professional rugby player Connor describes himself as a "corporate panther." No further comment.
Francesca Kennedy Wallbank - Has come out with some classic Apprentice bullshit already. She said: βThere are two types of people in the world: people that say they are going to do things and people that actually do them. And Iβm a doer.β She also said βIβve never lost anything, I always win" so I'm looking forward to the end of this episode.
Harry Mahmood - Harry Mahmood refers to himself in third person, believes he is the Asian Alan Sugar and is one of the "bad boys of the bath bomb world."
Harpreet Kaur - Describes herself as fearless and funny, but then goes on to say that she's not here to make friends. Seems a bit of an oxymoron that, but who am I to ju
... keep reading on reddit β‘Itβs going to be a Virgin berth.
A couple summers ago, I went to a jazz camp at a university. The bassist there was a super interesting guy that had played all over the world! He played on a cruise ship for around 6 years, and this was the funniest thing he had seen happen in his time. Apparently, this cruise shipβs entertainment was pretty lackluster. It was a jazz combo, but it mostly consisted of older men that spent their time getting drunk and sleeping in the crew quarters. The passengers still enjoyed the music all the same. However when they were out to sea, one of the passengers sadly passed away. Since they were a couple days away from land, the family decided they wanted a burial at sea. This basically means that they wrap the body with decorative linens and drop it into the ocean from this chute on the ship. Since it had been so long since the last time they had to do a burial at sea, the crew had to test out the chute. They pressed the button and didnβt realize that the body was already in there! They had accidentally shot the body into the water without anyone knowing. Since they had to do something, they came up with the idea of wrapping spoiled meat and bread in the linens to look like a body. The next day, the funeral came along and everyone was gathered on the side of the ship to see the body off. They pressed the button, and the second the βbodyβ hit the water, it unraveled and meat and bread went all over the place. At this point, one of the drunken band members stood up and yelled βsheβs alive!!β. Has anyone else had any funny experiences on cruise ships? Maybe even seen a burial at sea?
I cannot believe that flying side by side with other people for hours is any safer. And cruises require vaccination and negative test and will test you throughout. Air travel requires none of that and most people will not test afterwards.
EDIT. I posted this not as a supporter of cruise industry but as someone who is pissed with inconsistencies in CDC guidelines.
You could escape on lifeboats, helicopters, jet skis, swimming gear.
Throw the target overboard,
toss off an atrium balcony,
maybe theyβre touring the engine room,
hibachi cook scorched them,
exploding poker chips,
magic trick gone wrong and sawed in half,
elevator sabotage,
room service assassin,
maybe even disable security so pirates can come aboard,
target is VIP on a luxury submarine that you sabotage
