Berlin transport company know their memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vino8855
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What’s the best way to transport a giant foot?

toe truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.

Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?

The Oscar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What's a werewolf's favourite mode of transport?

A lunar cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colour_of_cows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I'm trying to get broomstick to be a more popular mode of transport,

But that's just witchful thinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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How do drugsdealers transport there drugs?

They take the highway.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I asked my friend for some exercises I could do while commuting on public transport.

My friend asked me what I was train...ing for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Filthydogg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Courtesy of Transport for Greater Manchester. May require minor football knowledge..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchipelagoMind
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Earlier today a prison transport collided with a cementtruck

The police is now on the look-out for five hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What do you call 5 cents in a water transport mechanism?

Pump-a-Nickel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onesyboy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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What did Hannibal use to transport his army's equipment across the alps?

The elephant of supplies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMonster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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What does the transport of large river-dwelling mammals have in common with the father of modern medicine?

They're both Hippocrates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarrenWaters
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Busy transport really brings people together.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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What's a mathematician's favourite mode of transport?

A RhomBus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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Do you transport Chiquita products?

cause you're driving me bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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How do ants transport injured workers?

In an ambul-ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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You know how they transport dead bears to their funerals?

In ursus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calingaladha
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2015
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Public transport / transit

If you want to be a dad, replace 'public' with 'pubic' in any verbal conversation.

  • I'll just call him on a pubic telephone.
  • I'm going to ride pubic transport to work today.
  • I have a fear of pubic speaking.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbtdev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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