A list of puns related to "Public transport"
Wait at the buzz stop.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
My friend asked me what I was train...ing for
If you want to be a dad, replace 'public' with 'pubic' in any verbal conversation.
Whoops, wrong bus!
Last night I played GTA 5, and I was inside one of those neat clothing stores to buy a suit. I bought a suit, I return to my character, and out of nowhere there was a public transport bus in the middle of the store. I reacted with what the hack, and my dad looks at my screen and says: ah I see, you must be in one of those new Hugo buss stores.
Recently took a vacation with my parents. As we were getting on the public transportation bus:
Dad: Good thing you aren't here by yourself
me(confused): what?
Dad: Then you couldn't ride the bus
me (even more confused): Why couldn't I ride the bus by myself?
Dad: The bus is called the "Wego". Not the "Igo".
groan
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