Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0LL3CT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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As a dyslexic person who frequently fails to board the proper means of public transportation...

Whoops, wrong bus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do bees do when they have to use public transport?

Wait at the buzz stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.

Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I asked my friend for some exercises I could do while commuting on public transport.

My friend asked me what I was train...ing for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Filthydogg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Public transport / transit

If you want to be a dad, replace 'public' with 'pubic' in any verbal conversation.

  • I'll just call him on a pubic telephone.
  • I'm going to ride pubic transport to work today.
  • I have a fear of pubic speaking.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbtdev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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Dad on vacation...

Recently took a vacation with my parents. As we were getting on the public transportation bus:

Dad: Good thing you aren't here by yourself

me(confused): what?

Dad: Then you couldn't ride the bus

me (even more confused): Why couldn't I ride the bus by myself?

Dad: The bus is called the "Wego". Not the "Igo".

groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dusty_roads
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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Playing GTA5

Last night I played GTA 5, and I was inside one of those neat clothing stores to buy a suit. I bought a suit, I return to my character, and out of nowhere there was a public transport bus in the middle of the store. I reacted with what the hack, and my dad looks at my screen and says: ah I see, you must be in one of those new Hugo buss stores.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrkklppr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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