I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, β€œWindow or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, β€œWindow or you’ll what?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandos677
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why do vultures never check their bags on an airline?

They prefer carrion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahcled
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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How does United Airlines treat their passengers?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honeygar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage…

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobo4lifee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Had a painter and decorator round this week. He's a furloughed airline pilot...

He made a lovely job of the landing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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American Airlines Magazine Cover: Unsung Heroes - Sandwiches you’ve never heard of but need to try
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosieSpose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I sued the airlines after they lost my luggage

They lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minamo99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Delta airlines have stopped using seasoning on board their aircrafts.

They only serve plane food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahemkeidb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Which airline do apples enjoy flying with the most?

MacBook Air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I tried suing the airline that lost my luggage

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft

so that they could make plain plane jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A man sued an airline after losing his luggage

Let's just say he lost his case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Tbull
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Kansas airlines won’t let you use baggage claim for unruly children

Guess I’ll have to carry on my wayward son.

(Not mine, saw on Facebook)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kilmarnock228
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.

Then it dawned on me...

He must be one of those plane clothes cops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsUneek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Went on a trip a few years ago and the airline asked me if I had any baggage.

Apparently my response of 'only emotional' didn't FLY well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallaba4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, β€œI want to sue the airline!”

The lawyer said, β€œYou don’t have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Had a painter round. He said he was a laid off US Airline pilot ..

Made a great job of the landing ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSidViciouSS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.

They lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.

He said, β€œYou don’t have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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The missus just told me airlines are selling their ready meals to the public.

Dad: They'll never take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigedd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn’t turn up...

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Airline food is disgusting

It just isn’t on the same level as homemade and restaurant food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muggz_s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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A man took an airline to court after they misplaced his luggage.

He lost his case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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What’s an airline pilots favourite flavour of crisps?

Plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Why don't vultures use airlines?

They're not allowed carrion luggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What’s the deal with airline food? (COVID-19 Themed)

Dad: What’s the deal with airline food? Kid: I don’t know dad, what? Dad: I don’t know either I’m quarantined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElSwGames
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I hear that airline travel.....

Is on the rise.... XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Native American Airlines...

... have a patchy safety record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I have a problem with airline food...

...it tastes too plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spangonia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I'm going to start an airline company

I think it would take off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I was on the phone to an airline rep booking a flight.

She asked, "Window or Aisle?"

After a moment, I replied, "or you'll what?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllAboutGuitar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an airline company to court for losing his luggage has lost his case.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Why don’t airline pilots get speeding tickets?

Because they are above the law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperWildcat64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Did you hear about the traveler who sued the airline over his missing luggage?

He lost his case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djkp7211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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They say 'buying stock in airlines is generally a bad idea'

But I made money out of Finnair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piedssurmars
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My meditative friend just got hired as a stewardess for United Airlines...

She's now on a higher plane of existence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What's a researcher's favourite airline?

Question Air.

>!Because questionnaire. It's awful, I know.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJusticeAvenger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Southwest Airlines' snacks aren't fancy, you might say they're...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacogratis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I took the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer and said, β€œI want to sue the airline!”

The lawyer said, β€œYou don’t seem to have too much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.

They lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.

He said you don’t have much of a case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I sued an airline for losing my luggage

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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