I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, βWindow or aisle?β
I laughed in her face and replied, βWindow or youβll what?β
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why do vultures never check their bags on an airline?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
How does United Airlines treat their passengers?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggageβ¦
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Had a painter and decorator round this week. He's a furloughed airline pilot...
He made a lovely job of the landing!
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︎ Dec 08 2020
American Airlines Magazine Cover: Unsung Heroes - Sandwiches youβve never heard of but need to try
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Delta airlines have stopped using seasoning on board their aircrafts.
They only serve plane food.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Which airline do apples enjoy flying with the most?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft
so that they could make plain plane jokes
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︎ Aug 24 2020
A man sued an airline after losing his luggage
Let's just say he lost his case
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Kansas airlines wonβt let you use baggage claim for unruly children
Guess Iβll have to carry on my wayward son.
(Not mine, saw on Facebook)
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.
Then it dawned on me...
He must be one of those plane clothes cops!
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Went on a trip a few years ago and the airline asked me if I had any baggage.
Apparently my response of 'only emotional' didn't FLY well!
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, βI want to sue the airline!β
The lawyer said, βYou donβt have much of a case.β
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︎ May 17 2019
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
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︎ May 18 2020
The missus just told me airlines are selling their ready meals to the public.
Dad: They'll never take off.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Airline food is disgusting
It just isnβt on the same level as homemade and restaurant food
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Whatβs an airline pilots favourite flavour of crisps?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Why don't vultures use airlines?
They're not allowed carrion luggage.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Whatβs the deal with airline food? (COVID-19 Themed)
Dad: Whatβs the deal with airline food?
Kid: I donβt know dad, what?
Dad: I donβt know either Iβm quarantined
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I hear that airline travel.....
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Native American Airlines...
... have a patchy safety record.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I have a problem with airline food...
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︎ Dec 05 2019
I'm going to start an airline company
I think it would take off
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︎ Dec 23 2019
I was on the phone to an airline rep booking a flight.
She asked, "Window or Aisle?"
After a moment, I replied, "or you'll what?"
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Why donβt airline pilots get speeding tickets?
Because they are above the law.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
They say 'buying stock in airlines is generally a bad idea'
But I made money out of Finnair.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
My meditative friend just got hired as a stewardess for United Airlines...
She's now on a higher plane of existence!
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What's a researcher's favourite airline?
Question Air.
>!Because questionnaire. It's awful, I know.!<
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︎ Jun 17 2019
Southwest Airlines' snacks aren't fancy, you might say they're...
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︎ Feb 17 2019
I sued the airlines after they lost my luggage
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I tried suing the airline that lost my luggage
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︎ Jul 28 2020
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
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︎ May 20 2020
Had a painter round. He said he was a laid off US Airline pilot ..
Made a great job of the landing ..
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said, βYou donβt have much of a case.β
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didnβt turn up...
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︎ Sep 11 2019
A man took an airline to court after they misplaced his luggage.
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︎ May 02 2020
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
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π
︎ May 17 2018
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said you donβt have much of a case.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an airline company to court for losing his luggage has lost his case.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I sued an airline for losing my luggage
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Did you hear about the traveler who sued the airline over his missing luggage?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
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︎ Jun 05 2019
I took the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer and said, βI want to sue the airline!β
The lawyer said, βYou donβt seem to have too much of a case.β
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︎ Oct 16 2018
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