Airline Pilot Puns

A list of puns related to "Airline Pilot"

Why do Russian airline pilots wear wet suits when they fly?

Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.

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👤︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Had a painter and decorator round this week. He's a furloughed airline pilot...

He made a lovely job of the landing!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.

Then it dawned on me...

He must be one of those plane clothes cops!

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👤︎ u/MsUneek
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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What’s an airline pilots favourite flavour of crisps?

Plane

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👤︎ u/Rob_Haggis
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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Why don’t airline pilots get speeding tickets?

Because they are above the law.

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👤︎ u/SuperWildcat64
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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What is an airline pilots favorite type of bagel?

Plain.

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👤︎ u/Petaa10
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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What was the airline pilot's favorite type of yogurt?

Plane

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👤︎ u/allabasterrhodeskey
📅︎ Aug 28 2015
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New wife just did a dad joke proving she's a keeper

We fly out for the honeymoon tomorrow and she asked if the airline was the one we pick our seats. I told her that it was but you can't pick the pilot's seat. She responded with "well maybe if he had a wedgie you could pick it."

She is definitely a keeper.

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👤︎ u/JellyCream
📅︎ Jun 09 2014
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Had a painter round. He said he was a laid off US Airline pilot ..

Made a great job of the landing ..

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👤︎ u/SSidViciouSS
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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