That's a plane fact.
We can’t just let things like this fly!
I told her they gave her a scholarplane
7:47
Now it has to wear an MCAST.
A boing.
Until they think about what they've done
It didn't take off.
Boeing
Boeing
"Nah, that's boeing"
Boeing!
They go right over my head
Boeing
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
It was too Boeing
A Boeing. It "Boing"s off of everything.
... they're just so Boeing
They’re two Boeing.
"You're not very plane and Boeing as I thought you'd be."
I said, "7:47." it took me a while to get it what he meant when he said, "Wow, how time flies!"
so I'm really interested in this girl, and she wanted to watch a movie with me at her place. I ask for her house address and the conversation is more or less this:
"oh my address is 747 blah blah blah st."
"I didn't know you lived on a jumbo jet!"
"That was awful."
"I know I'm sorry I was way out of line with that. It was a pretty plane and Boeing joke. I'm glad your feelings aren't up in the air about it though."
I might have heard a groan from twenty miles away.
We were queued up to play an ARAM in league of legends when he says "I have 747 wins in ARAM"
Immediately I respond "How Boeing"
He didnt get it at first but then you just hear the deepest of sighs
Boyfriend: How's work?
Me: Boring.
Boyfriend: You sure it's not Boeing?
I work at an airport. He's not even a dad and it's already starting.
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
Boeing Boeing Boeing!
“Boeing, Boeing, Boeing”
Boeing Boeing Boeing
Boeing!
Boeing!
Boeing Boeing Boeing.
Boeing
Boeing! Boeing! Boeing!
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!
