Since this is a β€œNana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a β€œba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a β€œbanana” on the counter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaceyGayGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Did you know the Boeing 747 contains about 6 million parts?

That's a plane fact.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Can you believe that Boeing is going to start building planes out of cardboard to save money?!

We can’t just let things like this fly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_post_gibberish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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She is so BOEING
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mak_101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I dont like flying planes, its boeing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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My friend said Boeing gave her a scholarship

I told her they gave her a scholarplane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Isntitabouttime69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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It's better to Boeing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorpio_life_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What's a Boeing employee's favorite time of day?

7:47

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinUSC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I broke my Boeing 737MAX...

Now it has to wear an MCAST.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CraftDog148
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Whats it called when a boeing 747 bounces on the landing strip?

A boing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_floof
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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All Boeing Max 8's are grounded

Until they think about what they've done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterInWinnipeg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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So, Boeing released an airplane made of stone...

It didn't take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PicturElements
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2014
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What sound does an aircraft make when it hits the ground?

Boeing

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Me and the boiengs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jebbaok
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What sound does a bouncy plane make?

Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What sound does a 747 make when it crash lands ?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuusizaari15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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"Hey son, would you like to watch the airplane take off?"

"Nah, that's boeing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzapost
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJVpower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Bouncy bouncy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealJeemboo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What sound does an airplane bouncing up and down in turbulence make?

Boeing Boeing Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What do you call a flying person?

Human boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I don't get airplane jokes

They go right over my head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDiamondJester
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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What did the rubber plane say when it hit the ground?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCCreeper844
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.

My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.

Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."

Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"

Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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I have decided to retire as a pilot

It was too Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pinknoodles2000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What does a 737-800 sound like when it bounces during touch down?

β€œBoeing, Boeing, Boeing”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What plane can never crash?

A Boeing. It "Boing"s off of everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOne-SidedCoin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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What sound does a 777 make as it lands?

Boeing Boeing Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barbecuejones
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I never know what to do during long flights...

... they're just so Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xMZA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Did you hear who's bouncing back?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukewarm_tequila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces when landing?

Boeing Boeing Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pixelation-1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I don’t like taking round trip flights.

They’re two Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdonut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What sound does a rubber airplane make?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IrishDeath2W2
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Sometimes, a plane will bounce off the runway after landing.

Boeing! Boeing! Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnouchBall
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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My daughter invited her aerospace engineering boyfriend to dinner so we could meet him...

"You're not very plane and Boeing as I thought you'd be."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trwwy321
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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So my boyfriend asked what time it was...

I said, "7:47." it took me a while to get it what he meant when he said, "Wow, how time flies!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeaKyori
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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What's a pilot's favorite tie?

A boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenreal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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oh, your house number is 747?

so I'm really interested in this girl, and she wanted to watch a movie with me at her place. I ask for her house address and the conversation is more or less this:

"oh my address is 747 blah blah blah st."

"I didn't know you lived on a jumbo jet!"

"That was awful."

"I know I'm sorry I was way out of line with that. It was a pretty plane and Boeing joke. I'm glad your feelings aren't up in the air about it though."

I might have heard a groan from twenty miles away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bister_Mungle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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Got my brother with this one just now

We were queued up to play an ARAM in league of legends when he says "I have 747 wins in ARAM"

Immediately I respond "How Boeing"

He didnt get it at first but then you just hear the deepest of sighs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagmaSpeck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2016
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Dadjoked by my boyfriend.

Boyfriend: How's work?

Me: Boring.

Boyfriend: You sure it's not Boeing?

I work at an airport. He's not even a dad and it's already starting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellowlight15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2014
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wehavechocolate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlandFoodMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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