Since this is a βNanaβ tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a βbaβ. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a βbananaβ on the counter.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Can you believe that Boeing is going to start building planes out of cardboard to save money?!
We canβt just let things like this fly!
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Did you know the Boeing 747 contains about 6 million parts?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
She is so BOEING
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︎ Apr 21 2019
I dont like flying planes, its boeing
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︎ Dec 03 2019
My friend said Boeing gave her a scholarship
I told her they gave her a scholarplane
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︎ Jan 14 2020
What's a Boeing employee's favorite time of day?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
It's better to Boeing
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︎ Jul 26 2019
I broke my Boeing 737MAX...
Now it has to wear an MCAST.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Whats it called when a boeing 747 bounces on the landing strip?
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︎ May 10 2019
All Boeing Max 8's are grounded
Until they think about what they've done
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︎ Mar 19 2019
So, Boeing released an airplane made of stone...
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︎ Oct 12 2014
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Me and the boiengs
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︎ Feb 13 2020
What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
"Hey son, would you like to watch the airplane take off?"
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?
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︎ May 27 2020
Bad collection of puns
Remember, only come here for cringe, Because this is the ultimate Pun Collection.
- What does McDonalds say to the tray when it betrays them? "You traytor!"
- Does Spider Man live in an egg? Because i heard he lives in New Yolk.
- These puns aren't very eggciting.
- lettuce taco bout it?
- I will asalt you with puns!
- What if your problem involves telling a phone? JUST TELEPHONE ALREADY!
- What if Jake stands close to Johnny when talking? He Here's Johnny!
- Stop asalting my hard with your judging pursesonality!
- I'll play the Yandere Simulater later.
- You herd about that show? It's called Spongebob Swearpants.
- Why did you diss stew me? (kinda hard to get, but just say it out loud.)
- What does someone say sarcastically in the middle of an intense war that was caused by someone? TANKS TO YOU!
- What type of plane that loves bounce? Boeing!
- How many money did we owe? It said it on the letter right? I don't know, you should've reddit!
I'm sorry for the cringe...
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Bouncy bouncy
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︎ Mar 23 2019
What do you call a flying person?
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︎ Feb 13 2020
I have decided to retire as a pilot
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What did the rubber plane say when it hit the ground?
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︎ May 13 2019
I don't get airplane jokes
They go right over my head
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︎ Jun 23 2018
My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
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︎ Aug 31 2016
Did you hear who's bouncing back?
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︎ Oct 06 2019
What plane can never crash?
A Boeing. It "Boing"s off of everything.
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︎ Apr 15 2019
I never know what to do during long flights...
... they're just so Boeing
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︎ Nov 06 2018
I donβt like taking round trip flights.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
My daughter invited her aerospace engineering boyfriend to dinner so we could meet him...
"You're not very plane and Boeing as I thought you'd be."
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︎ Jan 23 2017
So my boyfriend asked what time it was...
I said, "7:47."
it took me a while to get it what he meant when he said, "Wow, how time flies!"
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︎ Sep 20 2014
What's a pilot's favorite tie?
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︎ Dec 19 2016
oh, your house number is 747?
so I'm really interested in this girl, and she wanted to watch a movie with me at her place. I ask for her house address and the conversation is more or less this:
"oh my address is 747 blah blah blah st."
"I didn't know you lived on a jumbo jet!"
"That was awful."
"I know I'm sorry I was way out of line with that. It was a pretty plane and Boeing joke. I'm glad your feelings aren't up in the air about it though."
I might have heard a groan from twenty miles away.
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︎ Sep 18 2016
Got my brother with this one just now
We were queued up to play an ARAM in league of legends when he says "I have 747 wins in ARAM"
Immediately I respond "How Boeing"
He didnt get it at first but then you just hear the deepest of sighs
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︎ Apr 10 2016
Dadjoked by my boyfriend.
Boyfriend: How's work?
Me: Boring.
Boyfriend: You sure it's not Boeing?
I work at an airport. He's not even a dad and it's already starting.
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︎ Aug 26 2014
What sound does a 747 make when it crash lands ?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?
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︎ Dec 24 2018
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
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︎ Jan 15 2018
What sound does an airplane bouncing up and down in turbulence make?
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︎ Feb 13 2020
What does a 737-800 sound like when it bounces during touch down?
βBoeing, Boeing, Boeingβ
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What sound does a 777 make as it lands?
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces?
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︎ Jul 30 2019
What sound does a plane make when it bounces?
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︎ Mar 07 2019
What sound does a plane make when it bounces when landing?
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︎ Apr 06 2019
What sound does a rubber airplane make?
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︎ May 10 2018
Sometimes, a plane will bounce off the runway after landing.
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︎ May 09 2016
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
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