Toxic Puns

Incelery

Do they kiss my mother with that mouth?

You should avoid them asbestos you can.

I asked him to apply it anyways.

It's worth dyeing for.

Britney's peers.

I told: mom that why I am using a chair.

That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.

Because heavy metals are toxic.

(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)

But oops, I did it again.

It had a toxic culture.

It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.

But it was his dumb asphalt…

I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.

I have a toxic waist

I mean, isn’t he just a giant Banner?

But i found it's atmosphere to be a bit toxic.

I am M2F trans with 2 kids. Although I am very fem, the dad jokes still sometimes slip. Tonight, I was speaking with a friend on Facebook and this classic came out while talking about my job hunt and seeking a position with Hanford and/or Bechtel (a nuclear facility)

"Hopefully I'll get at least an interview. I hear that it's a pretty toxic environment, but if you're in, it's a big nuclear family"