Such a waste of time.
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︎ May 22 2021
I once fell into a vat of butcher's waste...
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︎ Jun 03 2021
My mother always told me I look more like her from the waste up, but took after my father from the waste down...
... because I'm a smart a**
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I think space exploration is a waste of time.
There are many better things to do for leisure than stare at a computer keyboard all day.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Research shows that left handed people waste more food than right handed people
Otherwise, rightovers would be a word.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!
He just stands there applauding and saying βOoh, I love how smooth it isβ
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.
That's a first degree burn.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I bought a new clock. Total waste of money.
Itβs spends all day doing tik toks.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Most people told me learning sign language was a waste of time
But I find it to be a pretty handy skill
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︎ Nov 27 2020
well reading this wasn't such a waste of time
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Did you know Bruce Banner disposes 95% of his waste in an environmentally friendly way?
Yes, heβs pretty green.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Did you hear about the sentry for the waste water treatment plant?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck drivers they must donate all unsold items each night.
I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...
How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Those who waste whisky ...
Simply don't give a dram.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I was with my friend Philip and we had a lot of waste we needed to dispose of.
"Where's the nearest landfill?" I asked.
"There's land everywhere," he replied.
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︎ May 24 2020
Donβt wanna waste time
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Just cleaning out the fridge and found this dried up and shrivelled behind the egg tray. What a waste.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
The Orions Belt is a Big Waste of Space
I'll Admit that was a bad joke
Just 3 Stars
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Below the waste...
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︎ Jun 17 2018
I hate reading puns about herbs. Seriously! They are such a waste of thyme...
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Why fart and waste it...
..When you can burp and taste it.
(My friend's dad said this)
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︎ Mar 13 2020
My dad: You know what they say... A Mayan is a terrible thing to waste. Me: Who says that?
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︎ Feb 08 2020
So I can legit ride a unicycle. My mom told me it was a waste of time and would never get me anywhere in life....
I said βno mom! Where thereβs a wheel, thereβs a way!β
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︎ Oct 30 2018
the title is here to waste time
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︎ Jan 26 2019
While reading an essay, I decided halfway through that reading the whole thing is a waste of time.
I think I might be jumping to a conclusion.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
My colleague just took a new job at a waste management company and Iβve completely run out of pun jokes.
Guess Iβll have to recycle them.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
My son told me he thought school was a waste of time...
I told him that, no, a waist of time is a watch on your belt.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
A glue company claimed it was environmentally friendly but was found to be dumping waste into the local river.
Their PR team is in a sticky situation.
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︎ Apr 26 2019
I was really nervous my first day on the job at a waste management company.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Why didn't the chef waste time at the sardine store?
He had bigger fish to fry
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Cool license plate clock or a waste of time?
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︎ Jun 08 2018
I bought some wrinkle cream the other day. What a waste of money that was.
My shirts still need ironing...
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Orion's belt is a waste of space.
Honestly, that's a terrible joke. Only 3 stars in my opinion.
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︎ Dec 23 2018
Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend thought it was just waste of time.
Well after 1984 I didnβt have much energy for The Idiot anyways.
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︎ Aug 23 2018
I found the jump rope lesson to be a waste of my time
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︎ May 31 2018
βͺIn addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.
It is, after all, the royal wee.β¬
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︎ Feb 18 2018
Don't waste too much money on food.
That investment always turns to shit.
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︎ Aug 03 2016
FiancΓ©e: I'm full, but I don't want to waste the rest of this food.
Well, it's either going to go to waste or go to waist.
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︎ Jul 27 2015
Trying to get milk from a male cow would be an UDDER waste of time.
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︎ Mar 10 2017
If you clean your plate to avoid food going to waste...
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︎ Jan 06 2016
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