The dad joke landfills must be empty.

Because of all the recycled material on this sub.

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📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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I don't get the importance of clock landfills

It's just a waste of time

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📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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If you're going to steal a landfill you should do it naked...

Because it's a bad idea to take a dump in your pants.

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📅︎ Jan 25 2015
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What does the Loan Ranger say when he is taking a load of trash to the landfill?

To-the-dump, to-the-dump, to-the-dump-dump-dump...

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👤︎ u/graeber715
📅︎ Sep 22 2016
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Every time we drive by a "Sanitary Landfill" sign...

...I turn to my wife and ask, "do you think they sell napkins there?"

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👤︎ u/jimrob4
📅︎ Jul 14 2014
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I was in the betting shop

and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'.

Turns out it was a rubbish tip.

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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I was with my friend Philip and we had a lot of waste we needed to dispose of.

"Where's the nearest landfill?" I asked.

"There's land everywhere," he replied.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ May 24 2020
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If you're going to steal a landfill, you should do it naked.

Because it's a bad idea to take a dump in your pants.

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👤︎ u/Ctheo3
📅︎ Jan 31 2015
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