A list of puns related to "Landfill"
Because of all the recycled material on this sub.
It's just a waste of time
Because it's a bad idea to take a dump in your pants.
To-the-dump, to-the-dump, to-the-dump-dump-dump...
...I turn to my wife and ask, "do you think they sell napkins there?"
and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'.
Turns out it was a rubbish tip.
"Where's the nearest landfill?" I asked.
"There's land everywhere," he replied.
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