Yesterday a friend of mine told me he has a new job. He's garbage man now...
well, he didn't let that opportunity go to waste
I ran after the garbage truck yelling “am I too late for the garbage?”
The driver stopped and said “No, jump right in!”
Did you know garbage men don't get any training?
They just pick things up as they go along.
Why did the banana forget to take out the garbage?
A garbage man in Oklahoma was doing the rounds one morning
He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a man sitting on the porch.
The garbage man called out ‘Hey! Where’s ‘ya bin?’
The guy replies ‘I’ve been in Florida’
The garbage man says ‘No, no. I meant where’s your wheely bin?’
The guys says ‘I’ve really been in jail but I tell everyone I’ve been in Florida’.
As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
A friend of mine just said to me “I’m training to be garbage man”
I said “You don’t need training for that! You just pick it up as you go along”
How rich are garbage men?
What do you call the money your garbage business earns?
What language do garbage collectors speak?
I told my local garbage man how much I appreciate him.
I said I would be a mess without him.
I had a job as a garbage collector, it was very depressing...
... I was often down in the dumps.
I saw a documentary today about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
Did you hear about the guy who threw garbage at someone?
He got fired for being trashy
Dad, why did you throw all my belts in the garbage?
Because they're waist products.
Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
Otyugh (Garbage Monster) barbecue parties are always bad....
Every BBQ is a dumpsterfire!
What do you call hashbrowns that get thrown in the garbage?
Do you know what the worst part of being a garbage man is?
My mom asked my dad to take the garbage out
So he made reservations for a couple at a restaurant
What does a cafeteria and a garbage truck have in common?
My friend just became CEO of a garbage bag company.
Where do Cowboys take their garbage?
to the dump-dity-dump-dity-dump-dump-dump
What kind of training to you need to become a garbage collector ?
None, you just pick it up as you go along
Where does the Lone Ranger put his garbage?
In the dump, in the dump, in the dump dump dump, in the dump in the dump in the dump dump dump...
The garbage man looks sad.
Yeah, he's wheelie bin depressed.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage..
The streets have no names and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for..
Garbage Public Service Announcement
It's very important to make sure that one always has a trash can at one's disposal.
I usually enjoy my job as a garbage man
but lately I've been down in the dumps.
Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
My brother won 5 million dollars on the lottery, then promptly spent it all on a solid gold, jewel-encrusted garbage can.
I don't like buying garbage bags..
It feels like I'm throwing my money away
I just started my job as a garbage collector.
The training stinks, but I've been picking things up as I'm going.
Garbage collectors don't get training for their job
They just pick stuff up as they go
Did you know there’s no official training for a garbage collector?
They just pick it up as they go.
Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
You know there's no official training for garbage men?
They just pick things up as they go along.
I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage.
The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
My friend just got hired as a CEO for a garbage bag company.
Did you know that there is no official training for garbage men?
They are just expected to pick it up as they go along.
Today I found out that there is no training to be a garbage man,
You are just expected to pick it up as you go.
What training do you need to become a garbage collector
None you just pick it up as you go along
How rich are garbage men?
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