Did you know garbage men don't get any training?
They just pick things up as they go along.
How rich are garbage men?
A friend of mine just said to me “I’m training to be garbage man”
I said “You don’t need training for that! You just pick it up as you go along”
What do you call the money your garbage business earns?
I told my local garbage man how much I appreciate him.
I said I would be a mess without him.
What language do garbage collectors speak?
I had a job as a garbage collector, it was very depressing...
... I was often down in the dumps.
I saw a documentary today about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
Did you hear about the guy who threw garbage at someone?
He got fired for being trashy
Otyugh (Garbage Monster) barbecue parties are always bad....
Every BBQ is a dumpsterfire!
Dad, why did you throw all my belts in the garbage?
Because they're waist products.
Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
What do you call hashbrowns that get thrown in the garbage?
As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
What does a cafeteria and a garbage truck have in common?
My mom asked my dad to take the garbage out
So he made reservations for a couple at a restaurant
Do you know what the worst part of being a garbage man is?
Where do Cowboys take their garbage?
to the dump-dity-dump-dity-dump-dump-dump
My friend just became CEO of a garbage bag company.
What kind of training to you need to become a garbage collector ?
None, you just pick it up as you go along
Where does the Lone Ranger put his garbage?
In the dump, in the dump, in the dump dump dump, in the dump in the dump in the dump dump dump...
Garbage Public Service Announcement
It's very important to make sure that one always has a trash can at one's disposal.
The garbage man looks sad.
Yeah, he's wheelie bin depressed.
I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage..
The streets have no names and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for..
I usually enjoy my job as a garbage man
but lately I've been down in the dumps.
My brother won 5 million dollars on the lottery, then promptly spent it all on a solid gold, jewel-encrusted garbage can.
Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
I just started my job as a garbage collector.
The training stinks, but I've been picking things up as I'm going.
I don't like buying garbage bags..
It feels like I'm throwing my money away
One night she told me to put out the garbage.
I told her “you cooked it, you take it out”.
Every garbage day, my dad points at the bin, pokes me on the chest and yells,..
“You wanna take this outside?”
Me: The street I lived on during my college days was also a garbage dump.
My wife: Really?
Me: Yes. Litter Alley.
Did you hear about the garbage bag tax?
Some people think it's too Hefty...
Others are Glad...
I think the whole thing is trash!
Garbage collectors don't get training for their job
They just pick stuff up as they go
Did you know there’s no official training for a garbage collector?
They just pick it up as they go.
Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage.
The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
You know there's no official training for garbage men?
They just pick things up as they go along.
My friend just got hired as a CEO for a garbage bag company.
What training do you need to become a garbage collector
None you just pick it up as you go along
Did you know that there is no official training for garbage men?
They are just expected to pick it up as they go along.
Today I found out that there is no training to be a garbage man,
You are just expected to pick it up as you go.
How rich are garbage men?
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