Water and Mud once took each other to court.

They settled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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This coffee tastes like mud!

Well, it is fresh ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cxflyer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud.

"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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β€œHey, Watson, is that mud on your shoes?”

β€œNo. Shit, Sherlock.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What’s the difference between a mud man and a mud woman?

Mud flaps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I know people put mud on their faces for various benefits but I saw a sign the other day that said sewage treatment works

But trust me, it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:

"No it's not, it's MUNday!" The apprentice has now become the master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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When is being ankle deep in mud worse than being waist deep?

When you're upside down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowheeledfun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?

An adobee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!

Yes sir, it's fresh ground!

EDIT: taken from Jokeriot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, and cross the road again?

It was a dirty double crosser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoxfullofBuns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Holmes: "Is that mud on your boots?" Watson: "No, shit, Sherlock"

Holmes: "Is that comforter on your bed?" Watson: "No, sheet, Sherlock"

Holmes: "Is that a long note on your desk?" Watson: "No, chit, Sherlock"

Holmes: "Is that your residence?" Watson: "No, shed, Sherlock"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What do you do when you get your toe stuck in the mud?

Call a toe (tow) truck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joanneshands
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What do you call Harry Potter when he falls in mud...

... Dirty Harry.

Only those over 40 years old or well educated in great classic films will get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Why is there mud on shoe hell?

Because it's sole sucking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exdoodles
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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My wife and I were having an argument while she was applying a mud pack.

You should have seen the filthy look she gave me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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I found a joke about mud, but I can't post it here.

It's too dirty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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What did the robot do when it got mud on its shoe?

Reboot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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What do you call a chicken who crossed the road, fell into the mud and crossed the road again?

A dirty double-crosser...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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Don't be a stick in the mud.

http://i.imgur.com/h2E32OI.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ringingbells
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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β€œHey Watson, is that mud on your boots?”

β€œNo, shit, Sherlock.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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SHERLOCK: Is that mud on your shoe?

WATSON: No, shit Sherlock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was just ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perseus_Turambar
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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SHERLOCK: Is that mud on your shoe?

WATSON: No, shit Sherlock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud?"

"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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I was surprised when the coffee I ordered tasted just like mud.

The barista told me it was fresh ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

Because it was just ground this morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeodardoDicaprio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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Why did the chicken cross the road roll in the mud and then cross back over the road

Because he was a dirty double crosser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrashMannCo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I ordered a coffee at the local diner and though it tasted like mud.

Turns out it was fresh ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conditackler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

Because it was ground just a few minutes ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!

Waiter: But it was ground this morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/visionweaver
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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β€œWaiter, this coffee tastes like MUD!”

β€œOh really? Well, it was GROUND this morning.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc1nc4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

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