Water and Mud once took each other to court.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
This coffee tastes like mud!
Well, it is fresh ground.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud.
"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "
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︎ Oct 26 2020
βHey, Watson, is that mud on your shoes?β
βNo. Shit, Sherlock.β
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Whatβs the difference between a mud man and a mud woman?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I know people put mud on their faces for various benefits but I saw a sign the other day that said sewage treatment works
But trust me, it doesnβt
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
When is being ankle deep in mud worse than being waist deep?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Yes sir, it's fresh ground!
EDIT: taken from Jokeriot
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︎ Jul 21 2018
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, and cross the road again?
It was a dirty double crosser.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Holmes: "Is that mud on your boots?" Watson: "No, shit, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that comforter on your bed?" Watson: "No, sheet, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that a long note on your desk?" Watson: "No, chit, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that your residence?" Watson: "No, shed, Sherlock"
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︎ May 08 2019
What do you do when you get your toe stuck in the mud?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
What do you call Harry Potter when he falls in mud...
... Dirty Harry.
Only those over 40 years old or well educated in great classic films will get it.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Why is there mud on shoe hell?
Because it's sole sucking.
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︎ May 18 2019
My wife and I were having an argument while she was applying a mud pack.
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me.
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︎ Sep 08 2018
I found a joke about mud, but I can't post it here.
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︎ Jul 12 2018
What did the robot do when it got mud on its shoe?
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︎ Apr 12 2018
What do you call a chicken who crossed the road, fell into the mud and crossed the road again?
A dirty double-crosser...
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︎ Nov 22 2016
Don't be a stick in the mud.
http://i.imgur.com/h2E32OI.png
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︎ Jul 19 2014
βHey Watson, is that mud on your boots?β
βNo, shit, Sherlock.β
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︎ Aug 08 2019
SHERLOCK: Is that mud on your shoe?
WATSON: No, shit Sherlock.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
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︎ May 16 2020
SHERLOCK: Is that mud on your shoe?
WATSON: No, shit Sherlock.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud?"
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
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︎ Oct 10 2018
I was surprised when the coffee I ordered tasted just like mud.
The barista told me it was fresh ground.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was just ground this morning
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︎ Oct 14 2015
Why did the chicken cross the road roll in the mud and then cross back over the road
Because he was a dirty double crosser
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︎ Oct 01 2019
I ordered a coffee at the local diner and though it tasted like mud.
Turns out it was fresh ground.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Waiter: But it was ground this morning.
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︎ May 13 2019
βWaiter, this coffee tastes like MUD!β
βOh really? Well, it was GROUND this morning.β
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
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︎ Jan 20 2018
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