Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud.
"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "
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︎ Oct 26 2020
βHey, Watson, is that mud on your shoes?β
βNo. Shit, Sherlock.β
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Whatβs the difference between a mud man and a mud woman?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I know people put mud on their faces for various benefits but I saw a sign the other day that said sewage treatment works
But trust me, it doesnβt
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What did the crud say to the mud
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
When is being ankle deep in mud worse than being waist deep?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud?"
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
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︎ Oct 10 2018
Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Yes sir, it's fresh ground!
EDIT: taken from Jokeriot
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︎ Jul 21 2018
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, and cross the road again?
It was a dirty double crosser.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Holmes: "Is that mud on your boots?" Watson: "No, shit, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that comforter on your bed?" Watson: "No, sheet, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that a long note on your desk?" Watson: "No, chit, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that your residence?" Watson: "No, shed, Sherlock"
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︎ May 08 2019
What do you do when you get your toe stuck in the mud?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Why is there mud on shoe hell?
Because it's sole sucking.
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︎ May 18 2019
My wife and I were having an argument while she was applying a mud pack.
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me.
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︎ Sep 08 2018
I found a joke about mud, but I can't post it here.
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︎ Jul 12 2018
What did the robot do when it got mud on its shoe?
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︎ Apr 12 2018
What do you call a chicken who crossed the road, fell into the mud and crossed the road again?
A dirty double-crosser...
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︎ Nov 22 2016
Don't be a stick in the mud.
http://i.imgur.com/h2E32OI.png
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︎ Jul 19 2014
βHey Watson, is that mud on your boots?β
βNo, shit, Sherlock.β
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
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︎ May 16 2020
SHERLOCK: Is that mud on your shoe?
WATSON: No, shit Sherlock.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
SHERLOCK: Is that mud on your shoe?
WATSON: No, shit Sherlock.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
I was surprised when the coffee I ordered tasted just like mud.
The barista told me it was fresh ground.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Why did the chicken cross the road roll in the mud and then cross back over the road
Because he was a dirty double crosser
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was just ground this morning
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︎ Oct 14 2015
I ordered a coffee at the local diner and though it tasted like mud.
Turns out it was fresh ground.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Waiter: But it was ground this morning.
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︎ May 13 2019
βWaiter, this coffee tastes like MUD!β
βOh really? Well, it was GROUND this morning.β
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
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︎ Jan 20 2018
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