What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?

The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gambitK9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spiderkc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you get when there is an oil spill in the middle of the ocean?

Black currents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chenzi1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smike1981
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.

It would be a Pangea breakfast

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Furiously honks car horn in the middle of no where without a car in sight.

Kids: looks up from their phones, β€œwhy did you do that for?”

Dad: β€œto scare away the elephants!”

Kids: β€œwhat elephants?!!”

Dad: β€œsee it’s working!”

β€”β€”

Thank you! Thank you very much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crewthsr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...

He was half right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?

Sauron

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Iraq at making Middle East related puns. No, I'm Syria-s!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/X9Falcon9X
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What starts, ends, and has T in the middle?

A teapot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?

Nobody nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatentGeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I’m a middle school teacher, not a chef...

But Boyardee’s students having a hard time with online learning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I want to tell a joke about middle eastern cuisine...

But I’d falafel if I offended anyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations....

.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?

All the chain mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What do you call it when you throw a middle aged woman off a building and they come back to you?

A boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueandgoldilocks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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A Roman man walks into a bar and extends his index and middle fingers and says...

"I'll have 5 beers please"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...

But Iran out of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanfan90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What do you call Pringles with a hole in the middle?

Ringles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnappae
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I'm in the middle of something
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaClovek
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district...

It'll be called Suburbway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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So my wife made Middle Eastern falafels last night and I got her with this one, while speaking to my daughter.

β€œDo you feel alright? Gosh I don’t know what your mom put in these things, but I falafel.”

(Falafel β€”> β€œfeel-awful”)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmmjr16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?

Moataboat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ade_mcc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m4cl3nn4n
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?

The Milk-Sheikh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bieberauflauf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a spider from the Middle East?

An Iraq-nid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenPictures
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Did you hear that middle-aged people are the happiest?

Yeah, they’re halving the time of their life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zotiko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?

Falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aladek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Two dogs were walking down an empty highway. One of them stopped and defecated in the middle of the road.

When he was finished, he looked at the other dog and said, β€œClean up that mess.”

The other dog sniffed the pile and said, β€œNope. That’s your asphalt!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.

β€œIraq”, I said. Then Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickkief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you know making people laugh in the middle ages

Was a good jester?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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My uncle always jokes that reaching the remote is middle aged yoga.

I say, Yoga?! Pff, that’s a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Pun from The Middle Earth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingof-potatos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I found this Arhaus employee tag yesterday... In the middle of the street imgur.com/DZvBeYe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigunnerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My friend keeps making up imaginary Middle Eastern countries..

I have to remind him what Israel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Velociripper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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you know... i’ve always hated my middle and index finger...

but i’m okay now, i’ve made peace with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RollyPollyOli
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Did you hear about the middle eastern super hero?

They call him Iran Man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamREBELoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why is your nose is the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drlsoccer08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DellRecovery
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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