I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...

But Iran out of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanfan90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14
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What do you call Pringles with a hole in the middle?

Ringles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnappae
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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I'm in the middle of something
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaClovek
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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Did you hear that middle-aged people are the happiest?

Yeah, they’re halving the time of their life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zotiko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25
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What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?

Falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aladek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m4cl3nn4n
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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Two dogs were walking down an empty highway. One of them stopped and defecated in the middle of the road.

When he was finished, he looked at the other dog and said, β€œClean up that mess.”

The other dog sniffed the pile and said, β€œNope. That’s your asphalt!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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So my wife made Middle Eastern falafels last night and I got her with this one, while speaking to my daughter.

β€œDo you feel alright? Gosh I don’t know what your mom put in these things, but I falafel.”

(Falafel β€”> β€œfeel-awful”)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmmjr16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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What do you call a spider from the Middle East?

An Iraq-nid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenPictures
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.

β€œIraq”, I said. Then Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickkief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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My uncle always jokes that reaching the remote is middle aged yoga.

I say, Yoga?! Pff, that’s a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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Why do middle aged men have dad bods?

Because they are father figures :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SKNABCD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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Did you know making people laugh in the middle ages

Was a good jester?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Did you hear about the middle eastern super hero?

They call him Iran Man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamREBELoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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Pun from The Middle Earth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingof-potatos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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you know... i’ve always hated my middle and index finger...

but i’m okay now, i’ve made peace with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RollyPollyOli
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Did you guys hear about the guy who meditated in the middle of a storm?

He said it was a very β€œin lightening” experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutsacktetherball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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My friend keeps making up imaginary Middle Eastern countries..

I have to remind him what Israel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Velociripper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Why do some Middle Easterners like sour milk?

It's curdish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diehardpuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.

All they were throwing were high jabs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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I found this Arhaus employee tag yesterday... In the middle of the street imgur.com/DZvBeYe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigunnerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Why did the shopper stop in the middle of the road?

So she could do online shopping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananacurtain
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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You know, I’ve never really liked my middle finger or my index finger

It’s okay though, I’ve made peace with them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gods-fav-failure
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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What was even deadlier than the early middle ages?

The high voltages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultimadark
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Why were people in the middle ages so medival and when did people advance from being mid-evil to advanced-evil?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tflightz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I was cutting down some trees in the middle of the night and I couldn’t see anything...

But I heard my chainsaw some stuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMooseKnuckler_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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We can now safely say that we're in the middle of World coronisation

badum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananasananas13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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What is Shaquille O'Neil's favourite Middle Eastern dish?

Shaqshouka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheckMisan
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?

They like the turmoil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect

In fact the Abbasid is true

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimhtom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Whats Brad Pitts’ middle name?

Arm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aussiefrzz16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Why was Nazi-ism so infectious in the middle of Europe?

It was full of Germs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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What's a cat's favorite place to visit while in the middle East?

The Purrsian Gulf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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My father went shopping in the Middle East

I had to remind him: β€œDon’t forget your Baghdad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Why are noses in the middle of your face?

Because they’re the scenter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobleLionTower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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How did the man escape the Middle East?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aviic115
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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How do you call a Middle-Earth herb that grows on Rivendell rocks?

>!Elvish Parsley.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bomsusik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf

Just Kuwait and sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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A friend of mine's car broke down in a very difficult area in the Middle East.

He's stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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People who stop walking in the middle of the way...

... are a nogo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McBaumwolle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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What did the middle eastern say after he hurt himself.

Iran and tripped on Iraq

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I woke up in the middle of the night and discovered all my blankets were missing.

I was scared sheetless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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I stood up in the middle of a meeting to fix the time on the clock. My boss told me sit down and do it later. I said...

β€œI guess it’s probably the wrong time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devin23b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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I went to the zoo and all I saw was a single loaf of bread in the middle of one exhibit

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Copey85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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In middle school my friends started bragging about him hitting puberty early.

Ok Bloomer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinuten
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I woke up in the middle of the night to see the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom

At first, I was afraid. I was PETRIFIED

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What’s in the middle of The Sea?

An empty space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantizila
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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What did they call the tampon in the middle ages?

A period piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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I woke up in the middle of the night and freaked out when I noticed all the blankets on my bed were missing.

I was scared sheetless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Right in the middle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hados1109
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Did I tell you about my trip to the middle east?

I saw a giant Turkey so Iran away strait into a sign post and Iraqed myself. I swear this story Israel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnar_owl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What is in the middle of nowhere?

h

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotReallyTyler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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How do you call air from the middle east?

Airabic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cander652
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What's the name of that plastic table in the middle of the pizza called?

Noid Avoider.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My middle school once had an anti-bulling activity and our teacher all told us "If you see something, say something!"

The blind kid didn't say a word for the rest of they school year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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My cousin's middle school student drew this in her art class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicalBear202
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My math teacher started telling a story in the middle of teaching us about trig functions

It was a pretty funny tangent, though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHaveSacks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markliebs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Let’s take out the middle man in the almanac

Alac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siri_k_unicornz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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There should be a music festival in the Middle East called Lollafallujah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipariah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hibdob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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My daughter asked me, "Dad, why is your nose in the middle of your face?"

I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What do you call a tree walking on the middle of the road

A pedesTREEan

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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A group of people went into a maze to find a centaur. As they entered one man told the group: β€œDon’t bother going to the middle”, They responded: β€œWhy?”, He replied: β€œThey don’t like to be the centaur of attention”.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trigger-Plays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Why do they call the middle ages the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spac3_Bandit0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do you do when you're driving and there's a cow in the middle of the road?

You stop moo-ving!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldengineer69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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A bagel is halloween the middle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aka47Ro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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We just had the worst middle eastern food...

...It was fal-awful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrvandelay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Anette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockwood7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name.

is so they can tell when it's really inΒ trouble.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namirred
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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My boyfriend and I were in the middle of a pretty bad fight until this happened..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/templemads
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I fell asleep in the middle of a movie

I never heard the end of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gailforce-Fart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Where do you hang up clothes in the Middle East?

On Iraq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stressnuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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My son once asked me: "Dad, why is my nose in the middle of my face?

I replied: "Well son, it's because it's the scenter!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roy55514
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I saw a guy in a tux standing in the middle of a field during a lightning storm.

Turns out he was a conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Today I grabbed lunch at this Middle-Eastern food truck.

I was fine earlier, but now I falafel.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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My son asked me if he could turn around in the middle of the street. I replied:

No U

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd0sed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drlsoccer08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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Why is your nose is the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter.

πŸ‘︎ 41
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πŸ“…︎ May 14
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

πŸ‘︎ 65
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DellRecovery
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arege_arege
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it’s the scenter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmellor04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Why are noses in the middle of your face?

Because they’re the scenter.

πŸ‘︎ 48
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobleLionTower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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My daughter asked me, "Dad, why is your nose in the middle of your face?"

I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter."

πŸ‘︎ 8k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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How did I escape the Middle East?

Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_heatmaker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why is the nose in the middle of your face?

Because its the scenter

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_dry_bone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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