Midway Puns

How are you doing? Optimist: so far so good

But when I was about to show them, the software crashed midway and I could do nothing about it.

It destroyed my image.

So my dad and I are sitting upstairs in the living room while my mom is exercising by running up and down the staircase. He looks at me and goes "Watch this"

Dad yells: "Running down the stairs isn't a good work out"

Mom, stopping midway up: "OK, so what should I do?"

Dad: "Only run UP the stairs!"

Mom: "...Idiot"