I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.
Mom: honey, this is the weekend. Dad: I know, it's Sunday
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
Because everybody's working for The Weeknd.
We were used and tricked, it makes me sick
It was a fowl ball.
A bunch of ROTC kids were getting sworn in at halftime and the lady says, "I, state your name." And I swear to you, half the dads in the stadium go, "I state your name" followed by stifled chuckles
Watching football and Andy Grammer comes on the halftime show...
Me: Andy who? My dad: Andy Grammer. They named all those schools after him!
During halftime there was commentators talking about the game, one of them is a guy named Booger McFarlen.
My dad says, "I wonder if when they talk about next week's games they ask 'what's your pick, Booger?'"
I came home form college so my dad and I could continue to watch the superbowl together. After halftime he came back wearing binoculars. He would hold them up to his eyes and look over the TV every so often. Then he said, "Son i can't find the owl."
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Dad: "Well don't look at me... the newspaper said the superb-owl was going to be on the tv today."
During the Super Bowl there was another football game being played: big animals vs small animals. After the first half the big animals were crushing the small animals. Nevertheless, the coach of the small animals gave a rousing halftime speech to keep spirits high.
The second half begins and the small animals are on defense. On first down the elephant is stopped for no gain. Then on second down the rhino is stopped for no gain. Finally on third down the hippo is sacked for a five yard loss.
After the series, the coach gathers the defense on the sideline and says, "Who stopped the elephant?"
"That was me," responses the centipede.
"And what about the rhino on second down?" the coach continues.
Again the centipede responds, "That was me too, coach."
Lastly the coach asks who sacked the elephant.
Yet again the centipede takes credit.
The amazed coach says, "Well where were you the first half?"
"I was getting my ankles taped."
