A list of puns related to "Score"
You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film
Nowadays you'd call him a scorekeeper, but back then he was a tally whacker.
(Credit to my husband who just laid this one on our kids and I)
It would be called Creddit Karma
I said, “it’ll be 0-0.”
You must have ESP-N!
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In their 80s with a slight handicap
Me: 4 to 3
Friend: You're up?
Me: No, this is America
It's zero to zero !
After reading her husband's short and quick reply, the woman happily called her husband and said, "Aww, you didn't have to send me the heart symbol as a reply to my question. How sweet of you!"
Her husband then said, "What heart symbol? I meant to say that I rate you as less than three!"
Watching march madness reminded me of this gem from the old man.
They didn’t score, but they still made love.
The credit burro.
I swear, you can never count on that guy...
and the remaining letters are "DEN" and "MARK"
Dr. Phil Good.
They're my refrigeratings.
Its 0 to 0, of course thats the score before the game even starts
It's a Tide Ad.
me: It's 1 to 3.
me: 5, 6, 7.
Yesterday I got turned down for a library card.
I came out under par, wondered aloud what my handicap is.
Pops: "Usually it's your sense of humor!"
Yesterday I was able to pull off my first dadjoke!
Someone in my evening class said "I'm tired" and without batting an eye I replied "Hi Tired, I'm Horst!" :)
So yeah, I'm in training - baby is due in december, so I am kind of in bootcamp right now. Any advice from the more experienced dadjokers? Good next step for me?
Tonight after the Iron Bowl, he said, "I knew the score before it began!" I asked him how he could make a claim like that and he said, "It's always 0 to 0 at the beginning."
It was tide.