Credit Score Puns

A list of puns related to "Credit Score"

Reddit should have an app so that every upvote you get improves your credit score

It would be called Creddit Karma

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👤︎ u/Amphibatron
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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My credit score is pretty bad...

Yesterday I got turned down for a library card.

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👤︎ u/SCScanlan
📅︎ Oct 24 2017
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This dad joke scored me an extra credit point in class!

So in class the professor says how much he enjoyed visiting Nice, France (pronounced Niece).

I respond with, "Sure Niece is nice, but I hear their ant (aunt) problem is so bad they're about to cry uncle!"

This was followed by polite chuckling from the class, but gut busting laughter from the professor and I.

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👤︎ u/Lord_of_None
📅︎ Nov 01 2013
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