A list of puns related to "Credit Score"
It would be called Creddit Karma
Yesterday I got turned down for a library card.
So in class the professor says how much he enjoyed visiting Nice, France (pronounced Niece).
I respond with, "Sure Niece is nice, but I hear their ant (aunt) problem is so bad they're about to cry uncle!"
This was followed by polite chuckling from the class, but gut busting laughter from the professor and I.