These are some grade puns right here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KM-Lim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What grade is the letter J in?

Pre-K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PistolRik
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This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.

His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?

He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.

His father congratulated him. And then he said β€œThat’s good son, maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What kind of grades do pirates get in school?

High C's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinged_wolf9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I loved first grade...

Best three years of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Better grades
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What kind of grades do heterosexual Canadians get?

Straight Eh’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3vanescence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What grades do you need to become a pirate?

High C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeteAllan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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father: how are your grades son?

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son: underwater, dad

father: underwater? what do you mean?

son: they're below C level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liltrigger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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My friend used to get so nervous that he peed his pants every time he had to stand up in his third grade class.

Finally he quit his job as a teacher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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By the time my brother got out of the 4th grade, we all knew what he was gonna be when he left high school

32

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrChiggs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Get it? 5th grade science meymey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-STRANGER-_-
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Why did the music thief get such good grades?

He was really good at taking notes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BermudaRhombus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi

She hated the chews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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2/3 is a passing grade

but when I lose one of my three kids, everyone freaks out like I did something horrible. πŸ˜’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OratioFidelis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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I've worn glasses since fourth grade.

I can't wait to finally see 2020 tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology

That's always been his Achilles Elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What grade did the science teacher give when he wasn't sure it was an A?

A+-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adderalin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Great grades
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielj6725
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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The only time I got anything for Valentine's Day was in 3rd grade where my teacher gave me a Slim Jim.

I spent Valentine's Day eating my meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pikiinuu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What is a pirate's average grade ?

Somewhere in the high c's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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The teacher said, "you're ugly and you breath stinks like ass" as he changed my exam grade from A to D.

That was an awfully rude re-mark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I'm considering putting my grades up for adoption

Because I can't raise them myself

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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How to catch an elephant. A story by my dad which got me a walk to the Principal's office in 2nd grade

Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.

To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.

And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!

Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoodLordsTaint
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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I’m Putting My Grades Up For Adoption

Because I can’t raise them myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDGyt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Made this one back in seventh grade...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KataKataBijaksana
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurn_Worf
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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On a report card, what grades turn you into a pirate?

Seven C’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xBad_Wolfx
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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When I was in grade school, I had a plastic ruler that broke in half.

Let's just say I lost a few inches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leaky_holes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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(My 2nd grade student told me this joke.) What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

It’s shadow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funnychicka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What grades do you need to become a pirate?

7 C’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spudzzy03
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I wish someone adopts my grades.

I can't raise them on my own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagarkaniche
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Why did the fish 🐠 have bad grades?

Because it was below sea 🌊 level.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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An 8th grade student got me with this today. I'm so proud.

Student: "Why is it so bad to have a pie thrown in your face in math class?"

Me: "Why?"

Student: "Because it never ends."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/we_need_ice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2015
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My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she can have one if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone because

It's my way, or the Huawei

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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My maths teacher called my grades average

I think he's mean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What do grades look like?

Mom talking to my brother: "What do your grades look like?"

Me: "Letters."

Hear dad laugh from the kitchen.

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Bonus question from my math test in 4th grade: What did the seed say when it grew up?

Geometry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSimpleSam
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I had a 3rd grade teacher who was a real gum nazi

She hated the chews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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What is a pirate’s average grade?

Somewhere in the high c’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_cptan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Companies that make prosthetics for soldiers are military-grade arms dealers
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Son: My grades are at the beach.

Dad: Wat?

Son: They are at C Level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HOM3D3PO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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