His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said “That’s good son, maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”
High C's
Best three years of my life.
Straight Eh’s
High C's.
📷
son: underwater, dad
father: underwater? what do you mean?
son: they're below C level
Finally he quit his job as a teacher.
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He was really good at taking notes
She hated the chews
but when I lose one of my three kids, everyone freaks out like I did something horrible. 😒
I can't wait to finally see 2020 tomorrow.
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
A+-
I spent Valentine's Day eating my meat.
Somewhere in the high c's.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
Because I can't raise them myself
Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.
To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.
And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!
Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.
Seven C’s
Let's just say I lost a few inches
It’s shadow
I can't raise them on my own.
Because it was below sea 🌊 level.
Student: "Why is it so bad to have a pie thrown in your face in math class?"
Me: "Why?"
Student: "Because it never ends."
It's my way, or the Huawei
I think he's mean
Mom talking to my brother: "What do your grades look like?"
Me: "Letters."
Hear dad laugh from the kitchen.
Geometry
Because I can’t raise them myself.
She hated the chews
Somewhere in the high c’s
Dad: Wat?
Son: They are at C Level
