These are some grade puns right here.
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︎ Nov 19 2018
What grade is the letter J in?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said βThatβs good son, maybe next time youβll get a talking role!β
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What kind of grades do pirates get in school?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I loved first grade...
Best three years of my life.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What kind of grades do heterosexual Canadians get?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Better grades
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︎ Nov 29 2019
What grades do you need to become a pirate?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
father: how are your grades son?
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son: underwater, dad
father: underwater? what do you mean?
son: they're below C level
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︎ Nov 21 2018
My friend used to get so nervous that he peed his pants every time he had to stand up in his third grade class.
Finally he quit his job as a teacher.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
By the time my brother got out of the 4th grade, we all knew what he was gonna be when he left high school
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Why did the music thief get such good grades?
He was really good at taking notes
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Get it? 5th grade science meymey
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︎ May 15 2019
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
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︎ Feb 03 2020
2/3 is a passing grade
but when I lose one of my three kids, everyone freaks out like I did something horrible. π
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︎ Jun 25 2018
I've worn glasses since fourth grade.
I can't wait to finally see 2020 tomorrow.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
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︎ Jun 11 2019
What grade did the science teacher give when he wasn't sure it was an A?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Great grades
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︎ Apr 11 2019
The only time I got anything for Valentine's Day was in 3rd grade where my teacher gave me a Slim Jim.
I spent Valentine's Day eating my meat.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What is a pirate's average grade ?
Somewhere in the high c's.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
The teacher said, "you're ugly and you breath stinks like ass" as he changed my exam grade from A to D.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
I'm considering putting my grades up for adoption
Because I can't raise them myself
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︎ Apr 28 2019
How to catch an elephant. A story by my dad which got me a walk to the Principal's office in 2nd grade
Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.
To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.
And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!
Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.
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︎ Jun 24 2016
Made this one back in seventh grade...
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
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︎ May 06 2019
On a report card, what grades turn you into a pirate?
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︎ May 21 2019
When I was in grade school, I had a plastic ruler that broke in half.
Let's just say I lost a few inches
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︎ Oct 06 2019
(My 2nd grade student told me this joke.) What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
I wish someone adopts my grades.
I can't raise them on my own.
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︎ May 22 2019
An 8th grade student got me with this today. I'm so proud.
Student: "Why is it so bad to have a pie thrown in your face in math class?"
Me: "Why?"
Student: "Because it never ends."
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︎ Dec 03 2015
Why did the fish π have bad grades?
Because it was below sea π level.
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︎ Apr 22 2019
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she can have one if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone because
It's my way, or the Huawei
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︎ May 28 2019
My maths teacher called my grades average
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︎ May 05 2019
Bonus question from my math test in 4th grade: What did the seed say when it grew up?
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︎ May 03 2019
What do grades look like?
Mom talking to my brother: "What do your grades look like?"
Me: "Letters."
Hear dad laugh from the kitchen.
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︎ Dec 04 2014
Companies that make prosthetics for soldiers are military-grade arms dealers
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Why don't schools use E's as grades?
Because otherwise you could pass the class with ease.
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Iβm Putting My Grades Up For Adoption
Because I canβt raise them myself.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
What grades do you need to become a pirate?
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︎ Jul 04 2019
What is a pirateβs average grade?
Somewhere in the high cβs
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︎ Sep 20 2018
I had a 3rd grade teacher who was a real gum nazi
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︎ Dec 22 2018
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