So i can give them 4/4
Urinate.
I work security at a large lab. We have a safety rating of green/yellow/red that we need to ask incoming workers. This occurred today when my co-worker greeted an incoming employee.
Co-worker: “Hello. What kind of work are you doing today? Green, yellow, or red work?”
Employee: “I’m just going to my office to water my plants.”
Me: “That’s definitely green work.”
Co-worker: “Did you have to?”
Me: “Sorry. That joke was low hanging fruit.”
Co-worker: “Really?”
Me: “Guess I’m stacking them up like cord wood today.”
Always rated the biggest ones C.
He was a ceiling fan.
Because everyone would be at their worst half of the time, every episode would be “very special” and little, if anything, would end happily for the protagonists.
I mean, I did asbestos I can.
We only had one star.
One star
I find it pretty assinine
Great food; no atmosphere.
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Everyone was constantly down voting.
Think I’ll call it Bone Appetit.
It's called "welp..."
