A list of puns related to "Rating"
So i can give them 4/4
Urinate.
I work security at a large lab. We have a safety rating of green/yellow/red that we need to ask incoming workers. This occurred today when my co-worker greeted an incoming employee.
Co-worker: βHello. What kind of work are you doing today? Green, yellow, or red work?β
Employee: βIβm just going to my office to water my plants.β
Me: βThatβs definitely green work.β
Co-worker: βDid you have to?β
Me: βSorry. That joke was low hanging fruit.β
Co-worker: βReally?β
Me: βGuess Iβm stacking them up like cord wood today.β
Always rated the biggest ones C.
He was a ceiling fan.
Because everyone would be at their worst half of the time, every episode would be βvery specialβ and little, if anything, would end happily for the protagonists.
I mean, I did asbestos I can.
We only had one star.
One star
Great food; no atmosphere.
I find it pretty assinine
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Everyone was constantly down voting.
Think Iβll call it Bone Appetit.
It's called "welp..."
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