He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
I was hungry. So I Czeched the fridge. 🇨🇿 Nothing was there, so I was Russian over to the nearest restaurant. 🇷🇺 I grabbed some Turkey, but it was layered in Greece. I Haiti ting food that isn’t Swedened. 🇹🇳🇬🇷🇸🇪 I felt like I could Italy food in my house. 🇮🇹
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name"!
Success I guess, remains to be seen.
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
I hear it’s making real headlines.
What am I supposed to eat if my key doesn't have a toe?
living under The Rock
I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.
Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.
Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.
Me: That's a TV show.
Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.
Remains to be seen.
They seem like they were just rip offs...
I'm still getting used to calling her David.
He said chimneys are through the roof!
They used the web before it was cool.
I can get behind that.
But how will they feel when he's back at it again (with the white Vans)?
I'm drawing a plank.
http://imgur.com/jZlpO9l
It's making headlines
