A list of puns related to "Curve"
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
but I'm only getting fatter.
-My dad
Theyβre just optical illusions.
She rolled her eyes and sighed.
What have you got?
But now I stand corrected.
I said, "It's a calc class, I guess you could say curves are integral to our class."
Groans filled the room. I laughed hysterically.
ThiKKK
Ohh! Sorry I mean "sin" curve
Because of the Corn-iolis Effect
A Riechman sum
I picked up the stack, bent it back and forth, and told the poor class that it appears there is indeed a big curve.
My application reads: Why did the German archer refuse to adopt the Euro?
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Because he missed his mark.
Now nana has a banana and an ananas.
His doctor told him to get three square meals a day.
Nobody has given me a straight answer
He liked making crop circles.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
"It'll be grated on a curve."
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you donβt.
. . . . .
All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.
I thought,wow, that's pretty big
I'm opting for the ladder.
I think he's mean.
They were taking a walk but were way too close to each other given the social distancing orders. When I confronted them about the need to keep at least 6 feet apart, one of them looked at me dumbfounded and said, "We're just trying to flatten our curves!"
I have been fattening the curve rather than flattening it.
All the ese-curves mean you gotta be on your toes.
I guess we were ahead of the curve
Thereβs a steep learning curve.
They both grade on a curve
She wears an algaebra.
I told him, βwoah, slow down buddy. Curve your enthusiasmβ
Because it didn't have any curves.
What's the difference between mononucleosis and herpes? You get mono from snatching kisses.
If you were to lose your left arm, you'd be all right.
Why can't you hear a pteradactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
Communists only write in lower-case letters because they hate capitalism.
I got a new job at the police sketching pictures of suspects. I'm a con artist.
Cat Woman's real name is Catherine Woman.
I have a new cat joke. ...Just kitt'en.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints. *
Did you hear about the two men who stole a calendar? They got six months each.
I just saw an Apple store get robbed. Does that make me an iWitness?
Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
I'm moving to Seoul. I was told it would be a good Korea move.
Did you hear about the professor who was killed in a car accident? He was grading papers on a curve.
Why isn't an iPhone charger called Apple Juice?
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involves a steep learning curve.
There once was a man who had a job driving a passenger train between two large towns. It could be a very dull job to some, but as the old saying goes, one man's trash is another's gold; he wanted to be a railroad man since he was a boy.
He was a wiz behind the controls of the train, and commanded the 15 car vehicle effortlessly as if he had been born to do the job. He prided himself on the fact that he could bend the rules and speed through curves and grades that made other motormen shiver and back off.
One day however, he wasn't so lucky and came round a bend too fast and derailed his train. He backed off the throttle and braked as much as he could, managing to only have one fatality out of 500 passengers on his train.
Months later there was a trial and he was found guilty of manslaughter in the highest degree, a capital offence in that land, and sentenced to die by electric chair. Punishment came swift, unlike most places, and 3 days after sentencing the former railroader was ask
... keep reading on reddit β‘I apologize for this wall of text, I didn't know where I should cut out parts because they're all relevant to the story. Sorry again.
Hey TFR people! So for background, I work at a kiosk in a mall where I repair cracked phones and do other mind numbing work that I can now probably do in my sleep. I've been doing this job for a little over two years and can fix an iPhone, for example, in about 15 minutes. I apologize for the wall of text. Anyway, this story happened last night.
So, a family of three walk up (mother, father and daughter) but only the father spoke to me and this is where conversation starts. Note: When I was handed this girls phone she had a case with this image on it and was already about to laugh. Customer will be C and I of course will be Me.
C: How much does it cost to fix my daughters phone and can it be fixed?
Me: Oh it's very repairable, after tax and labor, it comes to
... keep reading on reddit β‘But I hear the learning curve is very steep.
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