Did you hear that a rock formation called Darwin's Arch collapsed in the Galapagos Islands?

Guess you could call that the work of Natural Selection!

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Who is William DeFoe’s arch enemy?

William DeFriend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_sobe87
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If the arch of your foot keeps hurting and there's nothing you can do about it...

Does that make it your... arch nemesis?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObsidianOtter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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The gateway arch of puns
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What did the butcher say as his arch nemesis ran away?

We will meat again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Did you hear about Putin's arch enemy?

His name was Mr.Takeout (before he killed himself with a mysterious bullet to the back of the head)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagabondsadhu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Arch Enemies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swatmax1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Arch Angels
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Succ_4_V-Buck
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Arch enemies [x-post from r/funny]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
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Do you think geologists have an event around this time of the year called Arch Madness?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoiJFlo
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My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".

I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbitel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Who is vin diesel's arch enemy?

Vin gasoline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Tom Swiftie: β€œWho rounded off the top of this doorway?” Tom said archly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eroe777
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"Okay, I did learn one interesting thing," Gabe admitted.

He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"

"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.

"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.

"Well, he was our arch-enemy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cja1968
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Some heel must have started it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
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I heard this gem at Arches National Park.

A boy is resting on the trail back to camp as his dad waits for him and as I am walking by this happens...

Dad: "So when we get back to camp remind me to spray bug spray around your boots."

Son: "Why?"

Dad: "So that the ants wont climb up your pants and bite your candy ass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/munkadelix
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Ha get the pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shavedknees
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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My friend hurt his foot walking around a St.Louis landmark...

It was the Arch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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There is a portal I just can't get through.

It's my arch nemesis.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My ex-best friend used to be really nice to me, but ever since they found out I have flat feet, they've been mean to me and bullying me over it.

They're my arch-nemesis now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azarathos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Got dad joked into next week at work

I work at a supplement retail store and usually greet people with "Hey! How are you today? What brings you in today?" and usually people will just tell me what they are looking for. So, I did the same thing to a man ~50 years old today, but instead of the usual response I get, he just responded with "My feet."

10/10. Would be dad-joked again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnapCrack1ePop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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Why do Castle doors have their locks so far above the ground?

Because of the higher-key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2017
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Poorly made shoes...

...are my arch enemy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buglepost
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My father pulled this as we watched transformers

What do you call an upbeat, positive robot?

Optimistic Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UMsuxD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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Boston Knock Knock Joke

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Arch.

Arch who?

Bless you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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What do you call your rival memelord?

Your arch memesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickbyfate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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My friend's dad dropped this one about marijuana

"If they sold marijuana at the St. Louis Arch, it would literally be a gateway drug..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodlob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2015
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What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?

Oh no! My arch nemesis!

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