I went camping and one night, a bear ate through my arrow holster. Luckily, my bow and arrows are still intact.

I'm not sure where the bear went, so I'm now quivering in my boots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathapples
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My dog used to bark Bow-Wow! Older now, he goes AARP-AARP!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
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The man stood up after a rousing speech, took a bow and marched out triumphantly.

He was protesting against violins in schools.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bttrflyr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...

I was amidship man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Name a bow that can’t be tied?

A rainbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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Bow before the all mighty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_y0uR_m0M
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/msshroom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Bow down to your master, peasants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edmund22lee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...

my comedic tie, Ming."

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You should buy a bow and arrow.

it's worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnacksAttacked
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?

The beginning of a beautiful French ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewszabo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I shot an oar out of a bow, and missed.

It was an air row

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runeald_Waslib
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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That's not the bow of the boat

He said sternly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I have spotted a genius over in r/dadjokes ! Take a bow u/24two
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Takes aggressively violent bow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrum7000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why did the butter knife put on a bow tie?

Because he wanted to look sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I failed shop because I couldn't handle the bow saw used to cut intricate external shapes and interior cut-outs in woodworking

I had trouble coping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What is it called when you kill someone with a bow from the high ground?

Death from a bow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonskuz15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Dracula told me to bow in his presence, you could say I was...

Down for the count

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayAspen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.

I said "That's quite Brave".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Bow Hunting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFCBlink
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Guy chose a crossbow instead of a bow.

It was a bolt decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevinK15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Cupid is always seen using a bow

Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros

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A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodboyBill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2015
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What do you call a bow in Spanish?...

... El-Bow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogachoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico

But I didn't Habanero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What if someone made a bow that shot water?

I think it would be called a rainbow. It seems like a really colorful idea. I bet it would really shine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yabhay-Cake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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When the police were chasing me I only just got away by firing myself out of a bow...

I tell you, it was a narrow escape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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An Archer was selling me a really nice bow for a low price.

I was suspicious, so I asked: "What's the catch?"

To which he replied: "Second-hand bow. No strings attached."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mugsofjoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why did the chicken say, β€œMeow, oink, bow-wow, moo”?

He was studying foreign languages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devilmonkey6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why did the bow legged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?

It turns out he was de-ranged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jurd269
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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After trying bow drill, parabolic lenses and flint-and-steel, I finally celebrated starting a fire...

I was stoked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I brought a pair of "bows" headphones to a dirty Santa exchange imgur.com/5hzyhBA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/musichatesyouall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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Orion recently fired his bow into a coffee shop.

He was hunting star bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."

"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Bow down before 'Nice One Dad', the website gatekeeper of the worst dad puns known to man.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiringBiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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This is the company that makes the giant bows they put on cars at dealerships. imgur.com/qG1H5ie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/therotull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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What do you call a penguin with a bow tie and a golden oak leaf?

Major Party Fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ziggystarfist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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Mom: huh. They didn't put bows on the gazebo this year. Dad: So does that make it a gaze?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjgw137
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