Fore legs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saltknacker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I always used to wonder why golfers would shout β€œfore”...

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heywood00d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Golf is a fore letter word 4 a reason

It ain't easy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PGinn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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A dad and son drove by a golf course next to a few houses the son asked β€œwhat happens if the ball lands in the house”

The dad said β€œit’s a home-in-one”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaiah2rod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Anyone for a drink? A nice cup of tee?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkimus-prime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I took two pairs of socks golfing

In case I got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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This golf joke is sub-par.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnoliong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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When golfers make golf jokes

Are they just meta-fores?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Time for Golf Puns!

But whatever fore?

A little birdie told me golf puns are a great way to make friends, so I thought I might as well join the club. I had to wedge myself into a car to get there, and boy did I realize the irony of doing so when I met the driver! He handed me a bunch of donuts, and I was so happy, there was a hole in one! When I got to the club, the driver kept telling me he had to put the car into par for it to stop moving! So I got of of the car and walked through the door only to realize that my driver had ditched me. Talk about rough right?

Anyway, thats all the golf puns I have for now, say for this last one.
Tee-hee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s0apyjam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Went golfing this afternoon and brought an extra pair of socks along with me.

Good thing since I got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beccab00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2013
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Horses have 6 legs

They have 2 back legs and fore legs in the front

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetlocPeck
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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No one seems to realize that I'm a horrifying mutant.

I have fore arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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How many legs does a horse have?

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+legs+does+a+horse+have > Six legs

> All horses have two legs at the back. They also have fore legs at the front. That makes it a total of six legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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How many legs does a horse have?

Infinity. It's got its forelegs in front and its two rear legs in back, and fore plus two is 6. Six is an even number but it's an odd number of legs for a horse to have, and the only number that's both odd and even is infinity. Q.E.D.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chairfairy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Today is international golf day

fore! fore! ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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How did the psychic golfer predict every shot?

Fore shadowing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Did you hear how big the golf complex being built will be?

It's fore stories.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krumm
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Got my best friend today on my birthday

Happened over text message: http://imgur.com/fNLRgpZ

Him: Yeah man...I went golfing like for times last summer, I want to go more regularly this year so I don't suck quite so much haha

Me: *fore times. FTFY

Him: Jesus. A little early in life to be making dad jokes, don't you think?

Me: I'm not Jesus, I'm Kevin.

Him: Goddammit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cliffork
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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Something a bit cheesy

As I stare at the cheese aisle, I'm trying to decide what looks Gouda for my Munster appetiteβ€” each cheese goating me to choose it. The truth is, I don't know Jack about cheese selection. But then I realize I Havarti made my choice. I'll go with cheddar, because it has Provolone-standing favorite of mine. Now I better stop this Brie-fore it gets too cheesy.

True storyβ€”happened today. Hardy har harlsberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverWordPlay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2012
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Did you know that horses have six legs?

Two legs in the back, and fore legs in the front.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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A saw a horse with six legs today...

It had two legs at back and fore legs at the front!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Of_The_Ocean_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Horses have 6 legs

They have 2 back legs and fore legs in the front

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetlocPeck
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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How many legs does a horse have?

Six : Fore legs, and two hind legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malky109
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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