Seafaring Puns

A list of puns related to "Seafaring"

What do you call a one-eyed seafaring muroid?

A pi-rat.

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👤︎ u/SirFister13F
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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What would you call a race of seafaring belly buttons

A naval fleet.

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👤︎ u/MrTryhardington
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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I launched a seafaring business today.

I hope it stays afloat.

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👤︎ u/vicious_viridian
📅︎ May 01 2018
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In the bedroom, you can call me a mischievous seafaring Trojan on a quest

Because I like to get Argonaughty

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👤︎ u/IAMA_Printer_AMA
📅︎ Jul 28 2016
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doctor 1: this sailor broke his nose from crashing onto land.

doctor 1: Luckily they're just mariner injuries.

doctor 2: are you shore? they seem pretty bad to me.

doctor 1: nonsense, you can seafarer self.

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👤︎ u/liltrigger
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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