What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?

Quatro sinko

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.

Because it’s capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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If your boat flips you can wear it on your head.

Because it capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetarianReaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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A fishing boat recently capsized when the fish on one side of the net all swam down. Insurance refused to pay out.

They argued it was an act of cod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegsAJimbo
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Byumbyum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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How do you make any boat a hat?

You flip it over and it becomes capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unic0rnism
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My boat flipped over during a storm, so I decided to wear it on my head. After all...

It was capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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If your boat sinks, you can use it as a hat

It's capsized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the101wanderer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Did you know you can wear any boat as a hat?

You just turn it over and it's capsized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehSniper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2017
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FYI, If your boat turns upside down, you can wear it on your head.

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Because it's capsized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snyluc13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My dad would always tell me that, if my canoe flipped over, I could just use it as a hat...

because it's capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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If you flip a boat over, it will fit on your head;

After all, it's now ... capsized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strat_attack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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Did you know that any boat can be used as a hat.

You just need to turn it upside down, because it becomes capsized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donktwat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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The Wong and White wedding

While in high school, Dana White met and fell in love with David Wong. After a few months the couple decided to get married. Dana insisted on getting married at sunset on the ocean on a yacht. The big day finally arrived and both families joined together to head out for the wedding. The captain of the yacht, checked the weather and saw a storm brewing. He advised the party it was not safe to travel out, but Dana and David both insisted they were going to get married on the ocean at sunset, so everyone loaded up and the boat departed. Sure enough just as the captain was performing the ceremony the storm hit, and the boat capsized killing everyone aboard. The next day the head of the the NTSB, Mr. Perry made this statement. It was a stormy night. So many Wong's and Whites. Neither would change their headstrong ways. The sea was in a rage. The captain turned the page. Their dying wasn't worth what they paid.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Our Hero

Our hero is rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

Our hero lives in Marree, South Australia. He hears about a job opportunity in Darwin, so goes to his car to drive the 3,100 ks to Darwin. One problem, his car won't start.

This is no problem for our hero, because he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

He walks to Darwin.

When he gets there, the bosses love him, and offer him the job on the spot.

"One problem," they say "The job is in Cape Town, and all air traffic has been halted because of the cyclones"

No problem for our hero. He's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

Our hero gets on the boat to travel the 11,000 ks to Cape Town.

Not far into the journey, the boat hits a storm and capsizes. No problems for our hero, he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

He starts swimming.

In the open ocean, a container ship spots him, and offers to help.

"One problem," the captain says over the loud speaker, "There's no rope".

No problem for our hero, he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

He scales the side of the ship bare-handed.

A few days later, they're attacked by pirates. One problem, he's unarmed and outnumbered

No problem for our hero as he is rough, he is tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

Our hero valiantly defends himself, gets some weapons, and is defending the bridge from all attackers.

He fights off the captain of the pirates, and deals him a mortal blow. One problem, the captain in his death throws, pushes our hero off the bridge, and he plummets towards the deck.

No problem for our hero as he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoglaTheGrate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Did you know that any boat can be worn as a hat? It'll fit if you just flip it over.

Then it's capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Why was the boat captain hesitant to purchase a new hat?

He was worried about capsizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danakinskyrocker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

Because it is capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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TIL: If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.

Because it’s capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

Because it is capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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When your boat turns upside down you can wear it on your head

Because its capsized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtobin95
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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How do you turn a boat into a hat?

Just turn it over, and now it's capsized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HughJamerican
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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