If I am ever in a sinking ship, I think I will be prepared.
If I am ever in a sinking ship, I think I will be prepared.
Because I have a list.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Sinking Ship [OC]
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What do you call 4 Mexican sinking in quicksand?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
An American ship is sinking off the German coast.
The captain goes to use the radio to get help and says βweβre sinking! Weβre sinking!β
The German operator answers βwhat are you sinking about?β
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︎ Feb 04 2020
This gave me a sinking feeling inside
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Mothers around the country keep sinking their teeth into Limp Bizkitβs frontman
Another mom bites the Durst.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
I have a sinking feeling about this
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︎ May 28 2019
Just gives you a sinking feeling, doesn't it?
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︎ Oct 08 2014
A ship was sinking and the crew had to throw coffins overboard.
They couldn't have any dead weight.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
What keeps a whalesβ boat from sinking?
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︎ May 19 2019
I've got that sinking feeling
Pats and taps are the same thing until you try to faucet
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︎ Aug 06 2018
I feel like r/dadjokes is sinking.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
Despite my excellent instructions, my student keeps sinking instead of swimming.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
A U.S. Naval ship is sinking off the coast of Europe
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, βMayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!β
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, β Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?β
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︎ Apr 12 2018
Why did the captain survive his ship sinking?
He kept a log in his cabin
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︎ Dec 13 2017
He was told there was a leak under the sink
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Now let that sink inβ¦
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I think my sink is a little clogged
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︎ Nov 10 2020
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?
It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I purchased a new kitchen sink and the delivery man never told me he left in on my doorstep. Sat there all day
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why do ships and boats sink all the time?
Because they don't know how to swim
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I told my mother-in-law there's a leek in her sink.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What the fuck has happened to this sub!?
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
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︎ Mar 29 2021
My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink
No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Let that sink in
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︎ Oct 29 2020
People always say "let that sink in"
But there is never a sink at the door
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︎ Jan 16 2021
If YOUβRE cold, THEYβRE cold. Let that sink in
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︎ Dec 08 2020
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Wow! A ship that is 269 meters long in 1911?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...
They finally kicked him out of the theater.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Let this sink in.
https://preview.redd.it/pbwsbl6lt8l51.jpg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3c98b9e778a49a7d6ff6fb32f503101f23e734
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︎ Sep 05 2020
"It's sink or swim." As my dad always said.
Lovely man, terrible lifeguard.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
A kitchen sink that treats you right?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why do dogs float on water so easily?
Because they're good buoys.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Happy sink of the Mayo
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︎ May 06 2020
My family was doing the dinner dishes together and our mum was washing the dishes in the sink. She asked βcould you guys load the dishwasher please?β
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.
My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said βWhat? Am I grounded?β
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︎ Aug 19 2020
In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting βLet that sink in!β
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Let that sink in
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I'd never seen a walking sink before
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I shouldn't have put those wooden shoes in sink.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
Theyβre all girls, otherwise theyβd be called uncles
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︎ Mar 15 2021
How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? (SFW don't worry)
Put them in water. If one floats, it's (a) boyant.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Whale played.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What do you call it when a deaf person faceplants in quicksand?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
There is a really serious leek under my sink
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︎ Mar 22 2020
An American man went to Germany for a vacation.
As he arrived, he decided to go fishing, so he did. But tragedy struck and his boat hit a rock, making a hole. The man, as anyone would do, called the coast guard and yelled "IM SINKING IM SINKING!"
the German Coast Guard casually replied, "what are you sinking about?"
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Just let that sink in.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Why did the tap dancer quit her job?
She kept falling into the sink!
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What should you do if there's a sink at your door?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
How can you tell the gender of an ant?
Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
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︎ Mar 20 2021
How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Thereβs a sink at your front door.
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