Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?
Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?
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︎ May 03 2021
An English ship on the way to Germany suddenly starts making water and is about to capsize.. After some trying they finally manage to reach the coastguard "We're sinking, we're sinking!!"
.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"
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︎ May 15 2021
If I am ever in a sinking ship, I think I will be prepared.
If I am ever in a sinking ship, I think I will be prepared.
Because I have a list.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Sinking Ship [OC]
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What do you call 4 Mexican sinking in quicksand?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
An American ship is sinking off the German coast.
The captain goes to use the radio to get help and says βweβre sinking! Weβre sinking!β
The German operator answers βwhat are you sinking about?β
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︎ Feb 04 2020
This gave me a sinking feeling inside
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Mothers around the country keep sinking their teeth into Limp Bizkitβs frontman
Another mom bites the Durst.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
I have a sinking feeling about this
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︎ May 28 2019
Just gives you a sinking feeling, doesn't it?
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︎ Oct 08 2014
A ship was sinking and the crew had to throw coffins overboard.
They couldn't have any dead weight.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
I've got that sinking feeling
Pats and taps are the same thing until you try to faucet
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︎ Aug 06 2018
What keeps a whalesβ boat from sinking?
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︎ May 19 2019
I feel like r/dadjokes is sinking.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
Despite my excellent instructions, my student keeps sinking instead of swimming.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
A U.S. Naval ship is sinking off the coast of Europe
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, βMayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!β
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, β Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?β
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︎ Apr 12 2018
Why did the captain survive his ship sinking?
He kept a log in his cabin
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︎ Dec 13 2017
I had to unclog my sink today.
I found it to be very draining.
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︎ May 31 2021
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
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︎ May 22 2021
So I named my phone Titanic
Now whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
What the fuck has happened to this sub!?
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
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︎ May 16 2021
Why donβt Satanic boats ever sink?
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︎ May 18 2021
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sinkβ¦
No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.
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︎ May 10 2021
He was told there was a leak under the sink
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︎ Mar 25 2021
The sink is outside
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︎ May 03 2021
I think my sink is a little clogged
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︎ Nov 10 2020
The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
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︎ Jun 02 2021
What should you do if there's a sink knocking on your door?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Now let that sink inβ¦
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I purchased a new kitchen sink and the delivery man never told me he left in on my doorstep. Sat there all day
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︎ Mar 04 2021
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?
It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Why do ships and boats sink all the time?
Because they don't know how to swim
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I told my mother-in-law there's a leek in her sink.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Basin
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Let that sink in
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︎ Oct 29 2020
If YOUβRE cold, THEYβRE cold. Let that sink in
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︎ Dec 08 2020
People always say "let that sink in"
But there is never a sink at the door
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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︎ May 19 2021
Clip, Clip Clip. Clop Clop Clop. Clip Clip Clip.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What does the plumber say to their child after lecturing them?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Let this sink in.
https://preview.redd.it/pbwsbl6lt8l51.jpg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3c98b9e778a49a7d6ff6fb32f503101f23e734
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...
They finally kicked him out of the theater.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
"It's sink or swim." As my dad always said.
Lovely man, terrible lifeguard.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Wow! A ship that is 269 meters long in 1911?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Happy sink of the Mayo
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︎ May 06 2020
A kitchen sink that treats you right?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
My family was doing the dinner dishes together and our mum was washing the dishes in the sink. She asked βcould you guys load the dishwasher please?β
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
There's a wash hand basin knocking at the front door
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Let that sink in
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.
My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said βWhat? Am I grounded?β
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I shouldn't have put those wooden shoes in sink.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I'd never seen a walking sink before
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︎ Jul 13 2020
My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink
No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What should you do if there's a sink at your door?
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