In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter…

Let that sink in…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Betamax-86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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There was a knock at the door this morning, so I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep. I thought,

"I'd better let this sink in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I went fishing today and caught 36 bluegill, each a slabber in its own right! I got home and dumped em in the kitchen basin, to clean. My wife got pissed!

No one respects the panfish sink decision...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My friend has had a wash basin that's been knocking on his front door for 5 hours

Just let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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My mother always told me that the best place to mend clothing is in a wash basin

but I don't sink sew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtowers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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One time a wash basin knocked on my door..

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Amazing fact: right now, there's a basin with a drain pipe and faucet waiting outside your front door.

Let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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There's a wash basin with a faucet on your front porch ringing the bell...

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intricate3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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My neighbor is renovating his kitchen and keeps leaving huge delivered packages on his front lawn. The latest is a huge basin on a pallet and It. Is. An eyesore.

Let that sink in.

Happy Father's Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejohnblog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrIpPeDoUtFoRk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2015
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I don't know if this is a Dad joke or just plain appalling...

I was in the kitchen with John Lennon about to do the dishes and I turned to him and said:

"Right John, I've got my washing up basin, sponges, hot water, the dishes themselves of course...is that it am I ready to go? Do I need anything else?"

And John turned to me and said-

>!"All you need is glove!<

>!All you need is glove,!<

>!All you need is glove,glove!<

>!Glove is all you need"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeeHootieMctoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...

Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?......

.........you can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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My sinks been on deaths door for the past week or so

I finally decided to pull the plug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laugh-warehouse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I'll just let this sink in.

http://imgur.com/t0iHkD0

Edit: I got gold for making someone groan. Thank you so much, I'm now much more motivated to impregnate a woman so I can unleash my terrible jokes on the fruit of my loins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whenn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2015
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I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.

My current one doesn't have enough basin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Christmas is just one month away. Just let that sink in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nationalparksbuff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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Out To Dinner

Waitress: do you have any questions?

Dad: what is the average rainfall of the Amazon basin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minimat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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