I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotPreacher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.

I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter…

Let that sink in…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Betamax-86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I went fishing today and caught 36 bluegill, each a slabber in its own right! I got home and dumped em in the kitchen basin, to clean. My wife got pissed!

No one respects the panfish sink decision...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My friend has had a wash basin that's been knocking on his front door for 5 hours

Just let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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My mother always told me that the best place to mend clothing is in a wash basin

but I don't sink sew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtowers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Amazing fact: right now, there's a basin with a drain pipe and faucet waiting outside your front door.

Let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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One time a wash basin knocked on my door..

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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There's a wash basin with a faucet on your front porch ringing the bell...

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intricate3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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My neighbor is renovating his kitchen and keeps leaving huge delivered packages on his front lawn. The latest is a huge basin on a pallet and It. Is. An eyesore.

Let that sink in.

Happy Father's Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejohnblog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrIpPeDoUtFoRk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2015
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I usually sing with a deep voice. But when I wash my hands,

I sing faucetto...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I don't know if this is a Dad joke or just plain appalling...

I was in the kitchen with John Lennon about to do the dishes and I turned to him and said:

"Right John, I've got my washing up basin, sponges, hot water, the dishes themselves of course...is that it am I ready to go? Do I need anything else?"

And John turned to me and said-

>!"All you need is glove!<

>!All you need is glove,!<

>!All you need is glove,glove!<

>!Glove is all you need"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeeHootieMctoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?......

.........you can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...

Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I'll just let this sink in.

http://imgur.com/t0iHkD0

Edit: I got gold for making someone groan. Thank you so much, I'm now much more motivated to impregnate a woman so I can unleash my terrible jokes on the fruit of my loins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whenn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2015
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My sinks been on deaths door for the past week or so

I finally decided to pull the plug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laugh-warehouse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.

My current one doesn't have enough basin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Christmas is just one month away. Just let that sink in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nationalparksbuff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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Out To Dinner

Waitress: do you have any questions?

Dad: what is the average rainfall of the Amazon basin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minimat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbimatic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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There was a knock at the door this morning, so I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep. I thought,

"I'd better let this sink in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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