Basin Puns

Let that sink in.

I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."

Let that sink in…

but I don't sink sew.

Let that sink in

Let that sink in.

Let that sink in.

Happy Father's Day!

A gene pool!

I sing faucetto...

I was in the kitchen with John Lennon about to do the dishes and I turned to him and said:

"Right John, I've got my washing up basin, sponges, hot water, the dishes themselves of course...is that it am I ready to go? Do I need anything else?"

And John turned to me and said-

>!"All you need is glove!<

>!All you need is glove,!<

>!All you need is glove,glove!<

>!Glove is all you need"!<

.........you can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.

Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).

http://imgur.com/t0iHkD0

Edit: I got gold for making someone groan. Thank you so much, I'm now much more motivated to impregnate a woman so I can unleash my terrible jokes on the fruit of my loins.

I finally decided to pull the plug

My current one doesn't have enough basin.

Waitress: do you have any questions?

Dad: what is the average rainfall of the Amazon basin?

Let that sink in.

"I'd better let this sink in."

Just let that sink in

Let that sink in.