Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Why is it easier to take an F-150 across a river than a Silverado?
Bc no one ever Chevy’d a river
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
A man jumped into the freezing river in Paris...
Eyewitness say, the man was in-Seine.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Rivers are so lazy...
They never get out of their beds.
There’s a more fluid name for the Schuykill River in Philly
Creek Mill - Streams and Nightmares
Whats the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...
Why did the chicken cross the river
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
Our local cult just started praying for a reservoir to be created on the river running through their compound
If you willingly jump in the river in Paris,
you must be in-Seine!
(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasn’t been done before.)
What did Bones say to Captain Kirk at the river crossing?
Dam it, Jim
(Be gentle it’s my cake day)
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I work with a small town search and rescue. We recently had a guy visiting from the big city to do some kayaking on the river.
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.
He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
If you fall into a river in Paris...
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...
My friend went to Egypt and claimed he never swam in a river.
I showed him a picture and he's still in denial.
I’m debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
My friend wanted to walk across a large Ukrainian river
I said it's not a good idea because it's Dnieper than you think.
Why did the bear go to down to the river?
What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
Wet
Thanks to my 9 year old daughter!
Beware of crocs in the river
The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...
How did the religious man cross the raging river?
How do you call a river that got castrated?
TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.
Have you heard of the woman who lives next to the river?
A truck unloaded tons of hand tools into a river...
It is now a screwed river
What's the only river that thinks it's a stream?
Why are small dried up river beds so cool?
Because they are ex-stream!
What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?
De Nile is also the longest river in the world...
Two men are on opposite sides of a river...
One man shouts two the other "How do I get to the other side of the river?"
The other man shouts back "You are on the other side!"
My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..
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