Why did the person with muscle pain put their doctor through a Soda Stream?

Because they needed to see a fizzier therapist.

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👤︎ u/Lukestoney
📅︎ Apr 23
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While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
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A man was walking along a stream..

... when he noticed that every shoot growing put of the ground was a four leaf shamrock. There were millions of them, spread out along both banks.

Being superstitious, the man assumed the place must be somehow imbued with an extraordinary amount of luck.

He sought out the owner of the land, and promptly bought it, spending everything he had to do so.

His plan was to build a small house at the site and thereby ensure he would be surrounded by good fortune for the rest of his life.

Sadly, while lifting smooth river stones to create the foundation of his dream home, he slipped on some mud, hit his head on a stone, was knocked unconscious, tumbled into the water, and drowned.

This conclusively proved to the townsfolk, that the location was not lucky at all.

The moral of this story?

Don't judge a brook by it's clover.

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My wife told me she had to pee while I was mid stream.

I told her to join the club.

It's called Urine-Nation.

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📅︎ Mar 07
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Islands in the stream.
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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Whaddya call a cow blocking a stream?

Whaddya think? You call it a damn cow!

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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The little fish bumped into a wall while swimming up stream

. . . and exclaimed, "Dam!"

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👤︎ u/javacafe
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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There were once two cats. They were called One Two Three and Un Deux Trois. They had a race across a stream. One Two Three won. Why?

Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!

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📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?

Wet

Thanks to my 9 year old daughter!

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📅︎ May 01 2020
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What's the only river that thinks it's a stream?

Da Nile river

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📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?

It makes a splash

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👤︎ u/MildBanana
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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Live Streams Are So Interesting
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👤︎ u/Goddess35
📅︎ Jun 07 2017
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I was upset in front of my geography teacher because I couldn't find a stream of water that flowed into the Sea of Azol

He said "Crimea River."

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📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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A live stream
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👤︎ u/McChrash
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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When my roommate streams on Twitch I like to invade his chat with puns. Thought you might enjoy
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📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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What do you called a stream that has dried up?

Extreme.

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📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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What do you call a mint that downloads twitch streams?

A Live Saver

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👤︎ u/Olafur125
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do you call a voodoo live stream

Twitch Craft

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👤︎ u/theDwarfed
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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As a private investigator, I'm pursuing a con man by tracing his stream of impoverished victims...

Yes, he left a pauper trail.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What is the name of the small stream that runs through Silicon Valley?

Facebrook

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👤︎ u/Rawsweater
📅︎ Jun 08 2016
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Man with camera and merciless stream of dadjokes (video)

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0DybnAqW44

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👤︎ u/brownbat
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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