Darth Brooks
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US Gymnast Christopher Brooks is suspended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DulceyDooner
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A lizard is looking at a brook

Wondering how to cross it. He asks a frog nearby, "how deep is the brook?"

The frog replies, "knee-dip, knee-dip"

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Brooks & Dunn

So, we were having a family conversation when the topic of concerts came up. My aunt said the last one she had gone to was the Brooks & Dunn Farewell Tour. Dad chimes in with "I guess they were Dunn"

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There was once a troop of boy scouts camping in the mountains

Needing to refill on water, they approached a pristine mountain stream. "Surely we don't need to boil THIS water. It's so clear!" they thought. They all got sick.

Never judge a brook by its color.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
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I just got a new job at a prison library.

It has its prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
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I’m streaming live

In a brook near you.

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If Goofy was a country singer, what would his name be?

Gawrsh Brooks

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Did you hear about the guy from star wars becoming a country star?

His name is gonna be Darth Brooks...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaNGLerR89
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Did you hear they're making a Titanic prequel?

I hear it's riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenTeaOnMyDesk
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How would you like to make my dad’s day, r/dadjokes?

So my dad’s recently been diagnosed with cancer and is now beginning chemo. As a result, he’s gonna have a lot of downtime on his hands. So to cheer him up we’ve (my brother-in-law and I) bought 2 folder-style disc cases that can hold up to 10 movies. We want to fill them with the most dad-joke filled, so bad they’re good, absolute cheesy movies out there. This is where r/dadjokes comes in. The two best lists of 10 movies will be chosen to put in the two cases. Help us r/dadjokes. You’re our only hope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Periwinklerene
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Indian naming rituals, dad joke from my Dad

Son: Dad how did I get my name? Chief: Well, we name everyone by things we see when they're born, when your sister came into the world we were by a brook so we named her Running Brook, when your brother was born we saw a bear so we named him Running Bear Son: Oh, I get it, Two Dogs Fucking!

He could barely get it out and tells me it weekly, still cackling the whole way through

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