Do they allow loud laughter in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Falcia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Do they allow loud, big, hearty laughs in Hawaii?

Or does it have to be aloha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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A new pub opened up that allows minors over the age of twelve.

It's a pro-teen bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Does Hawaii allow loud laughs...

...or just countless reposts of this joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hercxjo
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.

After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Allow me to introduce myself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/raghav50w
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Our Tea Company only allows men in the quality control department. It is a requirement,

...Two Testis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."

The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.

Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What invention allows us to see through walls?

Windows!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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does Hawii allow loud laughs...

or just a-low-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emily-Savage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents didn't allow it.

They said the sky is the limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPantaleon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?

It’s a non-prophet organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walrusgumbel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...

"...mountains peak!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.

This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Allow me to colonize this place

:

It's been done, thank you, have a great day. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepredictableone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I just heard that the government has made an amendment to lockdown to allow Father Christmas out...

It's called the Santa Clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.

Repeatedly shouting β€œLet that sink in!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciceromilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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In times like these, laughter is essential. I don't have much, but for the ever vigilant mod team and you, the subscribers of /r/DadJokes, please allow me to offer this open letter...

C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Did you hear that due to the high demand for toilet paper they are going to allow it to be used as currency?

They call it buttcoin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrisbradley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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A warden implemented a policy to only allow medical assistance to inmates that previously cooperated

They called it "Snitches get stitches"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherHoboBeard
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Microwaving a TV dinner without opening the package to allow steam to escape is the best way to cook it!

It will be bursting with flavor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carlbuba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why did your mom allow you to be exposed to preventable illnesses?

Because they're not Karen for you

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Guy walks into a bar with his dog and the bartender says β€œI’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs in here.” Guy says β€œThis is no ordinary dog. This dog can speak.”

Bartender says β€œSure... If you say so. Now please leave.”

Guy says, β€œNo really I can prove it.” *turns to dog * β€œDog, what is on top this building?” Dog goes β€œRoof.”

Bartender says β€œVery clever. Now I’ll ask you again: will you please leave?”

Guy goes β€œNo no seriously! Listen to this: Dog, what is the texture of sandpaper?” Dog goes β€œRuff.”

Bartender says β€œThis is the last time I’m going to tell you!”

Guy says β€œWait wait please. Dog who is the greatest baseball player of all time?” Dog replies β€œRuth”

Bartender: β€œGet out! I’m calling the authorities!”

Guy and dog leave.

Outside dog turns to guy and says β€œJeez. Maybe I should have said Barry Bonds.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schneckesweets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Step 1. Connect with a divine being. Step 2. Allow them to speak through you.

Step 3. Prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forzen-Loki
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?

hisllamaphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogbirddog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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why does god allow my suffering
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amp3rsand_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?

The idea had its pros and cons.

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You dare pet me? Fine, owl allow it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deriv3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Why did the judge allow the proctologist’s testimony?

It was probative

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What do you call a boat that doesn't allow criticism?

A censor-ship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cat_Poker5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Does Hawaii allow loud laughs?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bttrflyr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christiescrubbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user7618
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii,

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckySPWN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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In Hawaii, do they allow loud laughing?

Or is it just A lo ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in hawai

Or just a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJonesy007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or is it just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or is it just a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Candidate_035
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii

Or a low-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golfcourseboi6969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii

or is it just.... A Low Ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairlineGod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Do they allow loud laughing Hawaii..

Or is it just a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archiewalton09
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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