People always say "let that sink in"
But there is never a sink at the door
2 of our friends came over at around 1 AM and to be honest, I was a bit embarrassed to let them in
Hadn’t cleaned the house all year
If YOU’RE cold, THEY’RE cold. Let that sink in
As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....
Too much sax and violins.
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
The new funeral home in town will not let me view my loved ones before their burial, sadly.
During breakfast, my dad said, “Let me sum up 2020 in one word.”
Let's get this game kracken and dive right in this game :D
I found some insects living in my apartment, but they offered me cash if I let them stay.
I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.
I thought I thaw a pussycat.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
Let this sink in.
When the Mrs. could tell I was in the mood, she immediately let me know that tonight wasn’t going to happen.
She said: “Not tonight. Period.”
I own a fake town which is actually a horror theme park and I only let a few people in at a time to keep demand and prices high.
It's called artificial scare-city
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I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
If you come across a cow in post-apocalyptic times, you'd better not let it go.
That would be a missed steak.
It was getting really hot in the journey, so I opened the window to let some air in.
I closed the window after a minute, and everyone disappeared from inside the space shuttle!
In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
A man went into a toy store and ripped the arms off of every teddy bear in the store. Why did the judge let him go free?
He had the right to bear arms.
And now for some “in-depth” coverage, let’s go live to our reporter.
The S/O let me know we’d made 4 cents in our mutual account...
Why can’t you let a Pokémon in the bathroom while you’re showering?
Because he might Peek-at-chu.
Optional addition NSFW or kids: And if he gets really excited, he might Squirtle.
Did you know some people have a quicksand fetish? Just let that sink in...
Won’t let me cross post but I guess you can say this dog was *made in a lab*
Why don’t they let dogs in bars?
Because they can’t hold their licker.
This is a home. Let that sink in.
Let’s go get raudi in the Audi
Why don't they let you wear glasses in football?
Because it's a contact sport.
Dadjokes are without question the best jokes in the world and let me write why in the comment section.
Let’s take out the middle man in the almanac
A sink walked up to the front door of a family's home, knocked, and asked to be let in.
Son: "woah, what the hell, that's a walking, knocking, talking sink, like what is that, can they even do that?"
Father: "of course they can, son. For centuries. Millennia even. They lay dormant for years at a time and then reanimate every once in a while to go somewhere new. "
Son: " I literally had no idea, that's insane, Dad."
Father: "pretty crazy, right? Now let that sink in."
I was throwing my 6yr old in the air when she said "let me down!"
So I looked her straight in the eyes and said "Santa isn't real"
Growing up I couldn’t do math unless I was sitting in someone’s lap. When I was younger it was never a problem finding someone that would let me sit on their lap, but now that I’m older...
I'll just let this sink in.
Edit: I got gold for making someone groan. Thank you so much, I'm now much more motivated to impregnate a woman so I can unleash my terrible jokes on the fruit of my loins.
Home Depot wouldn't let me buy a hammer in store.
They said they have to mallet to me.
My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.
Let me summarize 2018 in four words for you:
Two thousand and eighteen.
was sleeping at my girlfriends place last night, her dad wouldn’t let us sleep in the same bed... It made me proper angry because he’s actually really handsome. reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…