They Are Coming For Our Puns (Guns) - Say NO to Pun Control. beartariatimes.com/2020/1โ€ฆ
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Two reactions to puns
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Aldi know how to pun down.
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Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is fโ€™in funny!
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I am new to puns
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Did he mean to pun..?
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What would Reddit be named, if it was just dedicated to puns?

Geddit?

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I have a right to puns
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On my visit to Pun Francisco imgur.com/2Zr9aiS
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".

I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".

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If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.

That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

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I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

Heโ€™ll come around eventually.

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I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.

It really came out of the purple.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

Now I can't read anything.

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Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...

I guess I have to keep holding it.

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A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..

.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "

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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:

C

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Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I Captain.

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What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?

There would be mass confusion

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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...

... and as you can see, they were Wright

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I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker

But when I got home all the signs were there

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I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.

He just didnโ€™t cut it.

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I would love to get paid to sleep.

It would be a dream job.

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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

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My friend claims the he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I donโ€™t believe him.

But thatโ€™s his story, and heโ€™s sticking to it.

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I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.

The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.

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A man who had just died was delivered to the mortuary wearing a beautiful black suit.

The mortician asked the deceasedโ€™s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit heโ€™s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says โ€œI donโ€™t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.โ€ The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, โ€œwhatever this costs Iโ€™m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and Iโ€™m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?โ€ To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says โ€œthereโ€™s no charge.โ€ Shocked she replies โ€œno really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.โ€ โ€œHonestly maโ€™amโ€, the mortician says, โ€œit costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.โ€

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How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?

Only Juan.

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My dad always told me โ€œdonโ€™t be quick to find faultsโ€.

Good man, terrible geologist.

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I decided to sell my vacuum...

It was only collecting dust.

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What did one boob say to another ?

If we donโ€™t get support, theyโ€™ll think weโ€™re nuts

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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

โ€œThis takes me back.โ€

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According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.

Cyan Aura.

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I used to like telling Dad jokes.

But then he died.

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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says

โ€œI canโ€™t believe I blew 40 bucks in thereโ€

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Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.

Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again ๐Ÿค”

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I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasnโ€™t happy at all. โ€œHow much have you had to drink?โ€ she asked sternly, staring at me. โ€œNothingโ€ I slurred. โ€œLook at me!โ€ she shouted. โ€œItโ€™s either me or the pub, which one is it?โ€

I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, โ€œItโ€™s you. I can tell by the voice.โ€

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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it's on the house.

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Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?

Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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Right before he kicked the bucket, my grandpa said to me:

"Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."

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What would reddit be named if it was just dedicated to puns?

Geddit?

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