Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Daffy Duck went to Porky Pig’s house. When he arrived he used the bathroom, but there wasn’t any toilet paper. Daffy yelled for Porky and Porky replied:
Bidet bidet bidet, that’s all folks.
Why aren't Australians hoarding toilet paper?
Why did the toilet paper jump of the building?
To quickly get to the bottom...
Stores are running out of toilet paper again.
My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper
To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.
I run out of toilet paper...
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"
My response: "144? That's a gross"
I went to Walmart to get some toilet paper today
They were completely wiped out.
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper
And now I'm paying for it.
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper
I dislike toilet paper because
Someone has stole all the toilet paper from the police station.
Police say at the moment we have nothing to go on.
What does Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
They both fight Klingons around Uranus.
If 2020 was toilet paper it would be 1 ply...
You know it’s going to be a crappy experience but you don’t really have a choice.
Why didn't the toilet paper finish the race?
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?
Still no toilet paper at the store today...
My dad said they’re wiped out
Why could the toilet paper not stop?
Because it was on a role...
A man has to poop and has no toilet paper his friend says to wipe with a dollar. He comes back with poop on his fingers...." Why is there poop on your fingers"
" it's hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel"
In regards to the toilet paper shortage in Australia
The entire stock - wiped out
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.
Why is there no toilet paper at the KFC
because its finger-lickin good.
Running out of toilet paper, in a time like this, makes sense
I always knew we would wipe ourselves out
I feel bad for toilet paper
With all the shortages, we've been forced to buy the John Wayne toilet paper.
It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off anyone
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had use old newspapers...
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road???
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack
(Courtesy of my son!)
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead
Ran out of toilet paper and had to resort to using old newspapers...
Gotta say... these are rough Times.
Why was toilet paper wasn't able cross the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He got stuck in a crack.
Courtesy of my step daughter.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack
I ran out of toilet paper, so have begun using old newspapers...
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg
Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Where did the terminator find toilet paper?
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