Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I used newspaper instead...
What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
What type of toilet paper does the math house have?
The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....
Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
When my grandkids ask, "Grandpa, how did you survive in 2020 when there was no toilet paper?"
I'm going to try them, "We had go outside & drag our butts across the lawn. ( Like the dog does on the carpet.)
Up hill!
Both ways!!!"
I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
When you realize, too late, that there is no more Toilet Paper
I run out of toilet paper...
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"
My response: "144? That's a gross"
Why aren't Australians hoarding toilet paper?
Why did the toilet paper jump of the building?
To quickly get to the bottom...
Stores are running out of toilet paper again.
My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper
To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.
I went to Walmart to get some toilet paper today
They were completely wiped out.
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper
I dislike toilet paper because
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper
And now I'm paying for it.
Someone has stole all the toilet paper from the police station.
Police say at the moment we have nothing to go on.
If 2020 was toilet paper it would be 1 ply...
You know it’s going to be a crappy experience but you don’t really have a choice.
Still no toilet paper at the store today...
My dad said they’re wiped out
What does Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
They both fight Klingons around Uranus.
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?
Why didn't the toilet paper finish the race?
Why could the toilet paper not stop?
Because it was on a role...
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had use old newspapers...
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead
Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road???
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack
(Courtesy of my son!)
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Why was toilet paper wasn't able cross the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He got stuck in a crack.
Courtesy of my step daughter.
Ran out of toilet paper and had to resort to using old newspapers...
Gotta say... these are rough Times.
Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road?
I ran out of toilet paper, so have begun using old newspapers...
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack
I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg
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