My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied β€œbaby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?

A hempire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faxmeapancake
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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My wife is upset that I got a hemp mat for our patio.

She claims it’s a gateway rug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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A coat made of hemp...

A coat made of hemp could be a smoking jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inucune
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2014
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