A hemp farmer noticed his cows were out in his hemp field.

He wrangled them all back into the pasture. Later he found them all back in his hemp field. It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied β€œbaby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?

A hempire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faxmeapancake
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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My wife is upset that I got a hemp mat for our patio.

She claims it’s a gateway rug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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A coat made of hemp...

A coat made of hemp could be a smoking jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inucune
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2014
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