21 Hilarious Cannabis Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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👤︎ u/AquamarineCheetah

📅︎ Dec 30 2020

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Working on a cannabis based beef marinade.

The steaks have never been higher...

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👤︎ u/Bradb717

📅︎ Oct 18 2020

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I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business.

The steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/ArmyofNorthernVA

📅︎ Oct 02 2020

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The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power

That’s a lot of wasted votes

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👤︎ u/lukeurmyson

📅︎ Oct 21 2020

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A friend of mine is starting a new business... he thinks there's going to be a huge demand for cannabis-fed cattle.

I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.

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👤︎ u/VA_DiagSexAddict

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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Why did the government arrest a rancher who fed cannabis to his cattle?

The stakes were too high.

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👤︎ u/this_is_grand

📅︎ Jun 10 2020

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I invested all of my money in cannabis infused beef. I know . . it’s a risky decision.

The steaks are high

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👤︎ u/boogerknows

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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A bunch of cows wandered onto a cannabis field

The steaks were high

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👤︎ u/invisible_being

📅︎ Jun 25 2020

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If you grew cannabis on an off shore platform...

...would it be seaweed?

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👤︎ u/Keauxbi

📅︎ Jan 14 2020

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Scientist studying the effect of cannabis on seabirds, have left no tern unstoned.

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👤︎ u/dadjokesig

📅︎ Aug 15 2018

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Two guys broke into a medical cannabis dispensary and were later arrested.

They were definitely 'pot-ners in crime'

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👤︎ u/Escalade1414

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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I started working in a cannabis company

But I think I’ll have to quit because the company expectations are too HIGH

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👤︎ u/edoardoking

📅︎ Apr 24 2019

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Who called it cannabis and not trance plant

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👤︎ u/apoorvaShrini

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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What beverage makes cannabis more intelligent?

Budweiser

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👤︎ u/SpiritLifter6

📅︎ Jun 21 2019

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I finally decided to purchase stock in cannabis.

The company is really growing.

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👤︎ u/casimir1978

📅︎ Feb 27 2019

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Ornithologists have recently been studying if cannabis has any effect on seabirds...

They’ve left no tern un-stoned.

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👤︎ u/smartasskicker

📅︎ Mar 02 2019

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I’m thinking about investing in Cannabis stock.

I’m just worried it will go up in smoke.

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👤︎ u/casimir1978

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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The Ontario Cannabis Store reported a data breach affecting 4,500 customers

They say the police are trying to weed out the culprit.

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👤︎ u/Banksy0726

📅︎ Nov 08 2018

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What do Michigan state and cannabis have in common?

They're both green and get smoked in bowls!

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👤︎ u/Facesof808

📅︎ Jan 11 2016

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I made a new herbal drink from cannabis and eucalyptus leaves.

It's high koala tea.

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👤︎ u/terpingtime155

📅︎ Apr 03 2018

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My brother was talking about what it would be like adding cannabis to our family barbecue.

The steaks are high

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👤︎ u/addamaha

📅︎ Aug 07 2015

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