Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
What do you need to do when you’re addicted to sea weed?
French weed. From @boyfantasyart on Instagram.
What do you call a two weed-heads buying fruit?
What do you call a family that smokes weed together?
What do you call a hog who eats all of your weed?
I had a friend who smoked weed on Mount Everest.
He told me he was really high.
I lost my job at the weed shop
Now, I struggle with chronic joblessness.
If a midget smoked weed...
....does he get high or medium ?
How do you call a field of weed?
What do you call a couch potato that smokes a lotta weed?
I smoke my weed on the toilet
what do you call a weed smoking midget?
I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker
I guess the steaks were pretty high
This helps weed out the weak.
Some cows were caught smoking weed an playing poker.
Yes, the steaks were very high.
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
A farmer noticed some cows smoking weed and playing cards
The steaks were getting pretty high
What do you call a Scotsman who smokes weed ?
Grandpa took my weed so I took his wheelchair!
Ain’t nobody rolling shit around here
How do you know if a cow takes weed?
I started drinking weed infused vodka
It keeps me in high spirits
Two gambling cows ate some weed.
My dad confiscated my weed so I stole his plane ticket.
I guess neither of us will be getting high.
The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.
That would explain the doughnuts.
Why did the hippo want weed for Christmas?
He was a hippo pot a must.
This is so dumb...I apologize now to all of you ha ha ha.
Why do people smoke weed and meditate?
They're trying to reach a higher self.
This is dope. (Yes, weed is illegal in India)
What do you call a catholic leader that does weed?
What did the weed say when confronting the piece of paper?
Im gonna be blunt with you,
I was surprised when I caught my son smoking weed upstairs...
I never imagined my house would have a drug attic.
I used to share weed with my friend
You could call it a trance-plant
My son was just arrested for possession of weed.
I told him to cut the grass not keep it in his pockets.
What's your opinion on permitting coastal birds to smoke weed?
As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana
What happens when two weed companies merge together?
They become a joint venture!
Are you smoking weed in this pandemic?
I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy
but it was all just smoke and mirrors.
Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.
The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her
I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women
What did the student do after smoking weed ?
Someone on weed said I look good.
"I don't have a single weed in my garden"
They're all married with children.....
What should you do if you're addicted sea weed?