Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
I had a friend who smoked weed on Mount Everest.
He told me he was really high.
What do you call a couch potato that smokes a lotta weed?
I smoke my weed on the toilet
I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker
I guess the steaks were pretty high
A farmer noticed some cows smoking weed and playing cards
The steaks were getting pretty high
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
What do you call a Scotsman who smokes weed ?
How do you know if a cow takes weed?
Grandpa took my weed so I took his wheelchair!
Ain’t nobody rolling shit around here
This helps weed out the weak.
I started drinking weed infused vodka
It keeps me in high spirits
Two gambling cows ate some weed.
The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.
That would explain the doughnuts.
My dad confiscated my weed so I stole his plane ticket.
I guess neither of us will be getting high.
Why did the hippo want weed for Christmas?
He was a hippo pot a must.
This is so dumb...I apologize now to all of you ha ha ha.
What do you call a catholic leader that does weed?
This is dope. (Yes, weed is illegal in India)
I used to share weed with my friend
You could call it a trance-plant
What did the weed say when confronting the piece of paper?
Im gonna be blunt with you,
My son was just arrested for possession of weed.
I told him to cut the grass not keep it in his pockets.
I was surprised when I caught my son smoking weed upstairs...
I never imagined my house would have a drug attic.
The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
What's your opinion on permitting coastal birds to smoke weed?
As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana
What happens when two weed companies merge together?
They become a joint venture!
Are you smoking weed in this pandemic?
Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.
What did the student do after smoking weed ?
"I don't have a single weed in my garden"
They're all married with children.....
I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy
but it was all just smoke and mirrors.
What should you do if you're addicted sea weed?
Students can now enroll in weed-growing classes.
I asked a friend to help me weed my herb garden today.
He declined, well, it was probably the wrong thyme.
My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.
I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.
My friend and I are starting a weed farm
Someone on weed said I look good.
My son got mad after I called his weed stupid
I said "Jeez cant you take a toke ?"
Someone stole my weed...
I'm feeling very dis-jointed.
There was a fire in the illegal weed farm which trapped some cows.
The steaks have never been higher.
Thinking about opening a hotel for weed smokers.
I’m gone call it Swisha Suites. Lol!
What is a mexican fish's favorite weed?
The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her
I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women
Grandma took my weed so I took her wheelchair.
Neither of us is rolling.